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[Daily Life] Guys. Sung Cha-hyeon said he’s saving himself for marriage;;;;;
WTF??? What am I even supposed to say
I mean, I guess it’s possible, but my brain just short-circuited
Like… he’s an Esper. Is that even a thing?
Okay sure, if he’s using backup ampoules and has the blind faith of a monk, maybe…
BUT WHY THO—he literally has a top-tier Guide partner
I mean, sure, people have their own convictions and stuff, but
Still??????? ??????
Comments
– Longtime lurker’s here again
– You new?
– Fresh blood
– ¯\(ツ)/¯
⤷ Told you I’m not even surprised anymore
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[Daily Life] Wait… car sex but still a virgin??
LMAOOOOOO
Comments
– Yo, car sex?? Do you think Teacher Sung is your bro or something??
– Excuse you, don’t call our nation’s pride “Mr. Sexy Charisma” with that kind of filth
– “Car-sexy charisma”? Pfft. Take away the sexy and he’s literally zero. Show some respect to Korea’s one and only sex symbol Sung Cha-hyeon
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[Anon] EXCUSE ME, are you telling me Korea’s national sex symbol Sung Cha-hyeon (33) is still a virgin???
HELLO???????????
Comments
– LMAOOOOOOOO
– Did you just get hired yesterday?
⤷ (OP) No seriously, what the ACTUAL—
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[Anon] Isn’t SexCa dating Ji Se-min??
But Ji Se-min’s a top-tier Guide… and Sung Cha-hyeon is an S-class Esper…?
They’re officially a pair, right…?
And they AGREED to no sex until marriage???
Haven’t they been together for ages???
Comments
– Yeah, it’s been a while
– I think they got together as soon as Ji turned 18? Registered as a pair right after
– It’s… kind of weird, yeah. I mean, sure, you don’t have to guide through intimate stuff, but if you’re dating someone, things usually progress naturally, right? But they’re doing the whole “chastity until marriage” thing?? It’s giving massive cognitive dissonance. Like what is this, a retro drama? Who’s even uptight about premarital sex these days?
⤷ Wait what? I don’t think they’re even dating?? Isn’t the “virgin until marriage” thing just because Ji Se-min treats him like a little bro and is waiting for him to mature or something? Pretty sure they said they’re just really close
⤷⤷ Top 3 classic denial lines:
1) “We’re just an Esper and Guide”
2) “Just friends”
3) “Like brothers”
⤷⤷⤷ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[Anon] Wait, where did this whole “Teacher Sung is celibate” thing even come from?
Everyone knows he only accepts radial-type Guides, but did he actually say the virginity thing himself?
Comments
– Yep… believe it or not, those were his exact words
⤷ (OP) Is that on NewTube? What do I search? “Sung Cha-hyeon chastity talk”?
⤷⤷ Bro LMAO search this and skip to 44:53 — [Full] Solo Clear of A-Rank Gate on Incheon Airport Runway… (link)
⤷⤷⤷ (OP) OH snap thanks
⤷⤷⤷ AYYY this was the original vid?? Been dying to see it, bless
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HOT! No but seriously, if you crop out all the context and just slap a “Virgin Esper” headline on Sung Cha-hyeon,
Like bro come on XD I thought he was gonna go full “I will prove Espers don’t need Guides! Purity mode: ACTIVATED!”
But no. It wasn’t even that dramatic;;
(Screenshot of Sung Cha-hyeon answering press questions after solo-clearing a Gate)
Journalist: You awakened in your second year of high school, and since then, it’s been reported that you haven’t found a Guide with a match rate over 10%, relying instead on support ampoules. Now, with Guide Ji Se-min’s recent awakening, your match rate hit an incredible 97%. Congratulations on finally finding a compatible Guide after eight years.
Sung Cha-hyeon: Thx thx.
Journalist: But Ji Se-min is currently 16—15 in international age. In some countries, professional guiding starts at 15, right?
(He seriously sounded like an absolute creep when he said this, wtf lol)
Sung Cha-hyeon: In Korea, you can’t guide professionally until you’re 19.
(He’s clearly starting to get pissed off)
Journalist: Still, 97% is pretty impressive. It’d be great if the new Guide could be helpful to you, since you’ve been depending solely on ampoules. But Ji Se-min is like a younger brother to you, isn’t he? Does that familial bond ever make you hesitate when it comes to guiding? And if another Esper were to request Ji’s guiding—how would you feel about that?
Sung Cha-hyeon: (completely losing his shit) Whatever you think might be a problem isn’t going to happen. When Ji Se-min turns 19, we’re registering as official pair partners. Also, I’ve decided starting today, I’m staying celibate until marriage. So yeah, thanks.
– – –
He snapped because the guy basically sexualized someone who’s like a little brother to him;;; lol
I mean, imagine raising your younger brother since middle school, and someone starts going,
“Well, internationally they start hands-on guiding in high school~ Think you’ll never need help before he turns 19~? You sure you can guide with someone who feels like family~? But what if another Esper comes knocking before then hmm~?”
You’d absolutely lose it too.
Comments
– Wait that came from this interview? First time hearing it today;; I’m not saying I like Sung Cha-hyeon now but… what was that journalist even on?? Reeked of midlife crisis vibes
– I hereby recognize King of Chastity, Saint Cha-hyeon
– BRO!!! I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR SH*T!!!!
⤷ Whoa whoa chill that’s a little kinky
– Okay, I get that Ji Se-min is like a little brother to him, but why go full-on purity vow rage mode??
⤷ Because Ji’s like his actual little brother
⤷⤷ Yeah okay but why that intense a reaction though?
⤷⤷⤷ Because he’s like FAMILY!!!
⤷⤷⤷⤷ Look, I get that, but is that really enough to declare a celibacy oath on the spot??
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷ ?? Do you have decorative eyeballs?? Ji Se-min is like his actual kid brother for god’s sake
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO battle of the unhinged
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HOT! World’s first Esper to apply for Pair Partner status just so no one could touch his Guide
(Screenshot of Sung Cha-hyeon post-Gate clear)
^To protect, not to touch^
Simply… the GOAT
Comments
– Coming of age arc…
– Coming of age arc…
– Probably the first time someone’s weaponized the Esper Nation system like this… Once you lock in a Pair Partner, no one else can request guiding from them;;;
⤷ We’re talking about Teacher Sung, obviously…
⤷⤷ Fair point…
– Isn’t this why, after that, they made it a rule that all Pair Partner applications have to submit proof of active guiding?
⤷ Yup. They now check gate center visit logs regularly, and for married or cohabiting partners, Espers get monthly wave-pattern checks
⤷⤷ Whoa… coming of age arc, but this is also like “even bad laws are still laws” level of drama
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HOT! There’s a reason SexCa goes feral only when it’s about Ji Se-min
(Slow-motion GIF of Sung Cha-hyeon with dramatic film filter)
(Slow-motion GIF of Ji Se-min with matching cinematic filter)
Apparently during the third S-rank Gate Flood, Sung Cha-hyeon’s parents were killed right in front of him.
He was either in 8th or 9th grade at the time. The trauma messed him up bad—he went totally off the rails and started hanging out with some really notorious punks in the area. And not just your average delinquents, but full-on gang-affiliated types who basically funneled kids into the organization as they got older.
The one who pulled him out of all that? Ji Se-min’s grandmother.
Turns out Sung’s mom was a devout believer and close friends with her. (The grandma’s super religious too.) They lived in the same villa complex or nearby or something like that, and were really close.
So when she saw Sung spiraling, she took him in out of heartbreak and concern.
But get this—her own son and daughter-in-law died in that same third Gate Flood. She was raising Ji Se-min all alone.
You can see where this is going, right?
After that, Sung got his act together. He said both the grandma and Ji became deeply precious to him.
Once he awakened as an S-class Esper and started making real money, he immediately brought them both in and spoiled them silly.
He’s even admitted to having extreme emotional attachment issues when it comes to family.
And after the grandma passed away, it apparently triggered this whole protector complex in him. He was always overprotective, but now? He practically lives with Ji glued to his side.
One-line summary:
To protect him…
Comments
– That level of backstory almost feels overkill… like he’s the lead in some shonen manga
⤷ For real. Even his trauma feels like narrative fuel. And yet somehow… he turned out okay? Grew up? Glow-up? Glo’d up? Uh… well done…? Sigh…
⤷⤷ LOLOL (total confusion)
– Bro this is giving “tragic anime protagonist” energy
⤷ Wait… what does “tragic anime protagonist” energy even mean?
⤷⤷ “Are you mocking me? I said it felt like watching a tragic anime protagonist.”
⤷⤷⤷ “ㅠㅠㅠㅠ???????? What does ‘tragic anime protagonist’ even mean??”
⤷⤷⤷⤷ “LOL Grandma, please remember your dentures next time.”
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷ “Hwolinheogakeboneuch…” (completely broken attempt at typing “Hel in-seo ga-chae bo-neun-chul…”, i.e., “feels like reading a tragic self-insert novel”)
– Honestly though, the way SexCa looks at Ji Se-min is different. His eyes practically drip honey—he looks so smitten.
– From SexCa’s perspective, Ji Se-min’s family is like an all-giving tree. He pulled him out of a criminal spiral, fed him, raised him, awakened as his perfect match Guide, AND became his cute younger boyfriend…
⤷ For real. SexCa had such a wrecked match rate, he’d literally never had a successful guiding session. Ji awakening must’ve felt like salvation. Before that, any overload probably meant death for him…
– Wait, what’s the source for all this?
⤷ (OP) KanaWiki
⤷⤷ Oh… yeah, that tanks the credibility lol
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[Anonymous] So here’s the breakdown:
The moment Ji Se-min was legally old enough to work as a Guide, he got locked into a Pair Partner contract with Sung Cha-hyeon.
→ No other Espers can request guiding from him.
→ Which means he doesn’t have to go through any forced match-rate testing.
→ Meanwhile, Sung insists on only doing radial guiding and relies on ampoules for everything else.
→ So Ji Se-min basically gets a salary without doing any of the usual Guide work? Dude hit the jackpot???
Comments
– In exchange, he has to live with and date SexCa.
⤷ (OP) …Bro. Double his salary. I’m so sorry.
⤷⤷ LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
– Why’s everyone acting like that’s a bad deal?? Sung Cha-hyeon looks like a goddamn celebrity, is a top-tier Esper, makes bank, has insane self-discipline, is tall, and absolutely ripped???
Sure, his personality’s actual garbage, he’s either a gangster or an Esper (unclear), rude, unhinged, definitely not sane, probably wouldn’t be satisfied with anything less than royalty, and has the emotional intelligence of a rock—but other than that he’s a perfect man.
⤷ Uh, that’s a lot of exceptions
– It’s like this: imagine the most powerful nuclear warhead on Earth. It’s insanely strong, sleek, beautiful, unmatched in destructive power… But you still wouldn’t want to date a nuke, would you?
⤷ Exactly. To build on that—Sung Cha-hyeon might be a nuclear weapon, but housing him? That’s like being the recycling bin. Or a trash can.
⤷⤷ LOLLLLLLLL you’re the worst kind of genius
⤷⤷⤷ XD XD XD
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“Ahh. The recycling bin.”
Cha-hyeon’s lips curled slightly as he stared at his so-called recycling bin.
Se-min, spine suddenly cold, ached with awkwardness under the gaze of a man who’d just unearthed everything on the anonymous Esper/Guide community board.
A tiny laugh slipped out through Cha-hyeon’s nose. He shook his head like he was brushing off a joke. And just like that, he stopped scrolling. The way he moved, it felt like he was forcing shut the lid on Pandora’s box.
Se-min felt a cold dampness creeping down his back.
It had all started because of Se-min’s own claim.
Three years into their Pair Partner contract—no, after the most extreme incident of physical contact in his entire life—he’d been forced to explain everything to a memory-wiped Cha-hyeon.
That up until now, Cha-hyeon had insisted on only radial-type guiding. That when things got bad, the most they’d ever done was sit back-to-back, link arms, or hold hands.
But memory-wiped Cha-hyeon had the audacity to doubt him. His disbelief was so firm, it made Se-min—who’d been the one begging him to try deeper guiding—feel like the crazy one. Which was wild, considering even a basic web search of “Sung Cha-hyeon” spat out nothing but “radial guiding.”
And sure, you can’t really be mad at someone who’s just cleared a dungeon and come out memory-wiped. But still— When Cha-hyeon saw the frustration on Se-min’s face, something shifted.
Rather than arguing more, he turned to a neutral source: the Esper/Guide anonymous community app.
Se-min, who had only heard of it, had never actually used it. Now he could only watch in stunned silence as Cha-hyeon calmly used his own ridiculous forum nickname to pull up post after post.
For a moment, Se-min couldn’t help but think: wow, people really gave him the dumbest nicknames ever…
And once the truth was confirmed, Cha-hyeon’s reaction was simple.
“Huh. That’s actually kind of amazing.”
Like even with the evidence in front of him, he still couldn’t believe it. He tilted his head slightly, as if waiting for Se-min to affirm it with him.
“Seriously… that’s really something.”
“…What is?”
Se-min couldn’t help but ask, hesitating.
Cha-hyeon grinned, tapping the corner of his phone.
“Some stuff comes back to me when I see this kind of thing. Guess it really stuck.”
He lightly tapped one of the posts and opened it.
Se-min, out of instinct, glanced at the screen—only to immediately look away when he saw the title:
“You think Sung Cha-hyeon’s packing? Please God let him be small.”
He stared off into the distance, pretending he had seen nothing.