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HOT! “That” ESPer admits he’s dating
It’s breaking, so no content.
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—lolololololololol
—lmaooooooo omg
—Whoa??? Who??? Is it S C H?????? For real?????
—lol trololol omg I’m losing it lololololol
—lmao lmao
—loooooool
—lolololol
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HOT! What?? That ESPer admitted he’s dating??
You mean the ESPer who kept saying, “We’re absolutely just close Hyung/Dongsaeng, he’s the kid I carried on my back and raised; we’re practically family even if we’re not blood-related. I tied him to me as my pair guide to protect him, but I’ve never so much as laid a finger on him—I raised that precious Baby so carefully, so how could I ever see him in a romantic way”? That ESPer admitted he’s dating????
The one who always looked at him with honey-dripping eyes, ruffled Ji’s hair while smiling, and even calls him “Baby”; the one who, before entering a gate, would glance once at the photos of Ji he keeps close to his chest; the one who spent days off going on dates, grocery shopping, and taking walks; the one who got adorable paparazzi shots that made everyone’s hearts flutter; the one who even lived together as a pair ESPer and Guide while insisting they were absolutely not dating—that ESPer says he’s dating for real?????
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—Hey, ease up, ease up.
⤷ lololololololol
⤷ lolololol
—I can hear bones snapping from here, dude…
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HOT! Anon 4: Huh? They’re probably not dating????
Isn’t he saving himself for marriage, and because he cherishes his Dongsaeng Ji Se-min he was doing close-contact guiding like that? By their own words they’re just close Hyung/Dongsaeng.
Top stock phrases when denying dating rumors: 1) “Just acquaintances in the ESPer/Guide world” 2) “We’re just friends” 3) “We’re close Hyung/Dongsaeng.”
lololololololololololololol
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—lololololololololol
—Lmao facts—dating rumors are science now
—lol true, anyway it’s true lol
—lol “science” lolol
—lololol ACK@@@!!!!!
—looooooool
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HOT! Today’s clear-and-exit interview, summary
Seems like a new Special-Type Dungeon Gate popped up where the dungeon’s rank changes with a time lag, yeah yeah, so everyone keep that in mind
> But isn’t this similar to the early signs of the Third Gate Flood?
> Murmurs as the conspiracy crowd pipes up
> Nah nah, the circumstances back then were never clearly established, and anyway S C H already cleared it so we’re safe, no conspiracy theories
> Oh, by the way, I’m dating Ji, my Baby
> ????? Is that really something that can happen in thirty minutes?
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—And yet that’s exactly what happened.
—lolol dopamine party gone wild lol
—I never thought I’d live to see S C H acknowledge he’s dating. Long life, many sights. Hohoho…
—What on earth changed in his heart for him to suddenly declare he’s in a relationship;; Anyway, congrats;;
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HOT! Thanks to that ESPer, I can’t even remember the “c” in “conspiracy theory”
lolol Watching live, I was like “Third Gate Flood?? gasp??” but Guk-daeri’s take felt more plausible?? and most of all, after that dating declaration I forgot everything that came before lololol
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—You too?? Me too lololol
—Isn’t this basically a nationwide festival mood lolol I’m this excited too lol
—The reporters who came to do the interview are probably writing dating-confirmation pieces right now lolololol
—We’re in full festival mode teasing right now. “Not dating??” lolol Yeah yeah, we knew it lolol
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HOT! Manager’s gonna catch a fly in his mouth
(Photo of Sung Cha-hyeon and Deputy Chief Jeong, faces washed out by a blizzard of flashlights after the dating confirmation)
WTF Hoooooeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh????
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—lololol I’m dead lololololol
—I’ve never seen the manager that flustered in my life lololololol
⤷ Sameee lololol
—︵(ㅇㅁㅇ??)︵ hoeeeeeeeh????
—So funny—so many flashes the faces of Sexcar and the Assistant Manager went pale lol
—Meanwhile Sung Cha-hyeon’s face is savagely handsome…
⤷ Not wanting to get entangled with that face from hell is exactly Ji Assistant’s talent fr
⤷⤷ Just seeing his face makes my heart shake… shiver shiver
⤷⤷⤷ Is this that suspension-bridge effect?
⤷⤷⤷⤷ Whether it’s flutter or fear is a matter of taste.
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷ Dude, that’s not “taste,” that’s just being a masochist.
—But why is the ESPer’s position “Department Head (Deputy Chief)” while his nickname is “Guk-daeri” (assistant manager)??
⤷ It’s short for “agent for the ESPer Bureau Chief (국장) > daeri (代理人)” → Guk-daeri, yup. When he goes out to help because they’re short-handed, he’s sometimes promoted to “Aeguk-daeri” (a pun on “patriot”).
⤷⤷ Ah, thanks. I’m new; didn’t know.
—Guk-daeri’s expression is killing me lolol Looking at Sexcar, lips sealed, eyes wide, nostrils flaring—he really looks like someone who heard something he never expected. I mean, who announces they’re dating during a clear-and-exit interview? Unless you’re insaneㅠ…
⤷ (Why are you saying that during a clear-and-exit interview?)
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HOT! Past remarks from that ESPer, compilation
- “Ji Se-min? He’s practically my real younger brother. I really raised him.” After Ji became his pair guide and came of age, I kept getting questions about whether our relationship got deeper. I wish people would stop.”
- (Photo)
S C H death-glaring a reporter who asked if he and Guide Ji Se-min are really just close Hyung/Dongsaeng. - (Link)
“It’s a video from when Baby was little. I watch it sometimes when I’m having a hard time. Ji says it’s embarrassing and keeps telling me to delete it, so I have to watch it in secret (laughs).”
Video content: “If you love Hyung, can you give Hyung all your candy?” …“I can.” “Then give it.” …“Hyung, you’re greedy.” “What? You’re saying Hyung is greedy?” Nod nod nod S C H’s laugh like a kettle boiling. - “For Ji, I feel like I could do anything. You know how when your child is sick you wish you could be sick instead, and when your child is happy you’re happy, like you’d even give them your heart if you could? I often feel that parent-like heart toward my Baby.”
- (gif of Cha-hyeon stroking Se-min’s hair with honeyed eyes)
(gif of Cha-hyeon cupping Se-min’s cheek)
(gif of Cha-hyeon poking Se-min’s cheek and grinning)
(gif of Se-min sneaking a look at Cha-hyeon, then averting his eyes awkwardly when they meet)
Yeah… We truly had absolutely no idea they were dating, not even 1%, not even in our wildest dreams lol… Be happy lol…
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—Wow, I did not know they were da-ting for realrrrr. Did everyone know?? (⌒▽⌒)
⤷ I didn’t know eitherrr (⌒▽⌒)
—The “keyjap”* pose is insane whoa whoa (keyjap = “kid-catching,” older partner leading a younger one in romance)
—A hundred-year grand plan, whoa whoa whoa
—Right, right, so an ESPer and his Guide live in the same house but never ever make eye contact and stay Hyung/Dongsaeng forever, sure, sure, totally
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HOT! Anon 7: So it’s like this.
Imagine the most dangerous, powerful nuclear weapon on Earth. It looks amazing and its destructive power is unmatched. But… you don’t necessarily want to date the nuclear bomb, right? Yeah yeah, building on that—how do I put it? S C H is like a nuclear bomb, but the one who stores him is kind of like… the recycling bin? A trash can?
Nicknames for Ji Se-min: Baby-Ji, Ji Bodhisattva, Ji Recycling (new!), Ji Trash Can (new!)
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—Isn’t that way too meanㅠㅠㅠ A great figure who, for the sake of all humankind, selflessly sorts and stores Saint Sung—for you to call him “Ji Recycling” and “Ji Trash Can”… ㅠㅠ Let’s at least go with Environmental Activist, Saint Ji-ria, Ji Nightingale, Ji-tingale, something like thatㅠㅠ
⤷ lololol you’re even worse lololol
⤷⤷ lmaooooo
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HOT! It’s killing me how everyone keeps saying “that ESPer”
But the fact that everyone still knows who it is is killing me even more.
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—lololol “that” ESPer
—The ESPer…
—✿✿ “” that ESPer “” ✿✿
—｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆The ESPer ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆
—S C H’s nickname update: Sexcar, Mr. Sung, Virginity Saint, Tsar Bomba, Car Sex, that ESPer (new)
⤷ Hey now, “Car Sex”? Is the pride of Korea, Mr. S C H, your buddy or something?
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HOT! Isn’t that ESPer about to marry Ji, and that’s why he announced they’re dating?
If not, what’s the point of announcing it? He could’ve kept insisting they’re >>>> just close Hyung/Dongsaeng <<<< like before. Who doesn’t know Sekkah has been King of Premarital Virginity, doing close-contact guiding for his Baby by exploiting (??) the pair-partner system??
Since they can’t just drop a straight-up marriage announcement, they probably started by revealing they’re a couple;;
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—Whoa whoa, that actually tracks?? Otherwise there was no need to say it now.
⤷ 2222 They’re really getting married, omg.
⤷ 333 I’m losing it—if they get married, I want the ceremony on the Naju Plains ㅠㅠ
⤷⤷ Not even Gocheok Dome, but the Naju Plains lololol Please sell the invitations like concert tickets so we can do ticketing to attend ^_^
—Hah, so after Sekkah gets married, he’ll drop that effing premarital chastity thing and finally get proper guiding and just fly, huh??? He’s already like that—if he gets guided, won’t he be like a one-man U.S. Army??? I’m freaking excited;;; So excited;;;;;
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HOT! I believe their. marriage would be. Patriotic.
It would be nice if Mr. Sung had about. five kids. for the nation, but these days. young folks don’t. have many kids, and being an ESPer. doesn’t make it different, I guess. If you’re gonna waste those genes. anyway, at least. get good guiding. From the perspective of a solo, one-vs-a-hundred… ESPer… that ridiculous, old-fashioned. 80s premarital chastity—drop it, get proper. guiding, and go leaping about—wouldn’t that be a huge blessing. for Korea.
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—I. also. think so. Fighting.
—“Ridiculous, old-fashioned 80s premarital chastity” lololololololol
—The patriotic vibe is insane whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
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HOT! Since that ESPer admitted he’s dating, what should the couple nickname be?
What do we call them?? Cha-Ji couple? Sek-Ji couple??
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—Sounds kinda lewd.
—Cha-Se? Hyeon-Min? Cha-Min? None of them roll off the tongue. Everyone toss in ideas—let’s crowdsource this.
—How about we just call them “close Hyung/Dongsaeng”??
⤷ lol that’s evil lololol you’re bad lolol
⤷ cackling lololol
⤷ lmfaoooooo
