Survival Audition: My Job is Idol 96

Chapter 96

[AI evaluation tells it with facts]

‘Choi Taeri, Na Junho, Lee Juha, Son Saesun – genuine goods

Jang Chaemyeong, Seo Eunwon, Yoo Youngin – total bubbles’

└Hey honestly Jang Chaemyeong isn’t like that. His specialty was originally producing and rap, but if you only evaluate with vocals and dance, of course his ranking would be low

└└Don’t you see Jang Chaemyeong’s looks stat C+? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└└It’s AI standards, but Chaemyeong has an attractive face

└└That’s just your opinion

└The most pitiful is Yoo Youngdae. He was 2nd place in the first ranking but when they checked his skills he was 13th. If it were me I’d quit from embarrassment

└└The masters’ eyes are total pushovers, agreed

└└But isn’t Yoo Youngin acting a bit strange this time? Why does he seem to be trembling looking at the camera?

└└Fuck, I’d get camera phobia too if I got cursed at like that. What crime is it to be a bit fat as a kid and get bullied, they used to grind him to dust and now they feel sorry for him?

└└No joke, even Lee Wanyong didn’t get cursed at that much…

└└Lee Wanyong did get cursed at though…

└└There are still too many devil bastards in this world who would say it was a mistake even after killing someone

└└You guys really stop tormenting Youngin. What harm did Youngin do to you?

└└These fucking slurping bastards, if it rains it’s Youngin’s fault, if it snows it’s Youngin’s fault, if bean sprout prices go up 100 won at the market it’s Youngin’s fault

└└It’s not Youngin, it’s the Youngin-ssis’ misdeeds that came back as Yoo Youngin’s karma

└But lol isn’t Seo Eunwon 12th place too high?

└└Why is that high? Eunwon is still 15 and has much higher potential for development

└└Seo Eunwon’s ranking is really high for his age. Think about when you were 15. When mom had to wake you up in the morning, feed you, and dress you to go to school.

└└Silver spoon humans really just have age as their advantage ㅉㅉㅉㅉ They don’t think about their own age and always shield Seo Eunwon with his age, it’s tiresome

└Damn you’re all disgusting people. This is really worth reporting to the Korea Communications Commission. The more you consume it for fun, the more the broadcasting bastards look for increasingly stimulating content.

After that, fans’ heated debate about the AI evaluation continued. Since there was a lot of talk about the AI evaluation among trainees too, Juha felt conflicted reading the comments. As the fans said, Juha benefited from the AI evaluation, but something was seriously wrong with 15-year-old Seo Eunwon’s meager skills being exposed in front of the entire nation, and Jang Chaemyeong, who had many other strengths, being mocked for his C+ looks.

Setting aside his uncomfortable feelings, Juha read other posts.

[Hey fuck Choi Taeri is guilty]

‘Choi Taeri came out wearing those damn clothes on the last stage and now my oppa bastard went out wearing sports sandals with socks.

Barefoot would be better…’

└Omg my boyfriend too. I almost cut his sports sandals with scissors.

└└Break up

└└Break up2222

└└Customer, that’s Choi Taeri.

└└ㄴㄴ Choi Taeri doesn’t usually dress like that either…

└└ㅋㅋㅋ But ㅋㅋ by any chance is your boyfriend Ssuni oppa?

└Gasp no way

└I’m Ssuni, if it’s real then I’m really sorry. Our oppa’s nickname at home is fart master Poop-poopi…

The atmosphere suddenly seemed like a morning drama, so Juha hurriedly moved to another post.

[Lee Juha x Choi Taeri is really a golden couple]

‘Where the hell did they both get such perfectly matching clothes???’

└Did they get sponsorship from next door? Son of the Peach was broadcasting

└I don’t know about Choi Taeri but Lee Juha is a regular trainee, what sponsorship ㅉㅉ

└They look good together. I hope they model for Features in the future

└Choi Taeri and Lee Juha as Features models!

└Am I the only one excited about Na Junho X Lee Juha? What’s wrong with me really. Na Junho saying the trainee he wants to debut with is ‘Lee Juha’ with that indifferent gaze, tears streaming.

└Choi Taeri X Lee Juha is the same old taste and Na Junho X Lee Juha is a delicacy

└I want to see Na Junho and Choi Taeri fighting over Lee Juha

└└That would be fucking intense…

[Lee Juha x Yoo Youngin’s hate-love relationship is truly delicious]

‘You guys hate each other lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Why are you wearing those ridiculous headbands in the preview and doing face masks side by side ㅋㅋㅋ’

└The subtle hate-love flowing from Choi Taeri x Na Junho’s room is also tasty

└Someone here knows that big guys rolling around is a delicacy

A scene of Juha and Youngin wearing headbands while doing face masks briefly appeared in the preview, and fans had already ghostily spotted it and left posts. Juha was newly amazed by their keen eyes.

[Lee Juha hair color take notice]

‘At that level, tactfully grow into ash blonde on your own, hair hair’

└Really there’s no better match than this. Wow, it’s beauty beyond admiration to the point of shock…

└And what about the lens color.

└Like Lee Cheong said, now he seems to freely utilize his appearance

└That should be preserved as is. Lee Juha changing his hair and lenses was really this year’s best choice bb

└Wow really what’s this. What was Lee Juha doing not debuting until now ㄷㄷㄷㄷ At this point shouldn’t Serona’s CEO rethink working in the entertainment industry?

└Agreed. His beauty explodes and skills are top tier day by day. Even his clumsy stuttering is gap-moe to the max, totally orthodox idol material?

└Lee Juha has a somewhat story-filled appearance, but changing his hair and lens color seems to have reached unrealistic beauty

└It shouldn’t be Yoo Youngpig getting an S for looks, Lee Juha should have gotten S-grade.

└└Fuck look look, where are you suddenly grabbing our Youngin’s hair and going crazy?

Seeing fans’ reactions of extreme praise for Juha’s changed hair color, Juha unconsciously ran his hand through his hair once. Although it was a style he changed unexpectedly due to his mother’s misunderstanding, he really liked it. It was reassuring that the fans all seemed to like it too.

Below that, criticism continued about the 2nd ranking announcement ceremony direction. The opinion was that the sight of trainees who had packed their bags with excited hearts leaving while carrying their luggage after being eliminated was too stimulating. Juha agreed 100% with that part, but he didn’t want to remember it much so he moved to another post.

[What do you mean Han-nic is really a calf]

‘Try mooing, moo’

└It suits him so well, his eyes are big and sparkling like a calf’s, kind of an unfairly pitiful impression ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└Song Han-nic Song Han-nic spotted Song Han-nic

└It’s too precious seeing Han-nic grow ㅠㅠ I want to record and save every day ㅠㅠ

└└Sorry but even Han-nic’s mom doesn’t do that

└Different topic, but Lee Juha’s random Shrek headband is also hilarious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Juha, who was laughing thinking of Eunwon’s calf headband, made a quite serious expression at the next post.

[I’m an Eoseu but I’ve decided to take Lee Juha as my child too this time]

‘Taeri said he came to dream of being an idol because of Juha.

And they met after a year, but Juha was an eliminated trainee and Taeri was a top tier trainee. Taeri who couldn’t forget that day and pursued Lee Juha.

Isn’t the story too beautiful?’

└Agreed, just their story alone could make a youth movie.

└This is the problem with Choi Taeri fans. If you say Eoseu, should I immediately know you’re Taeri Eoseu?

└└You know too. That’s why I’m writing it. Pathetic being jealous about whose fan you are.

└└Damn, it’s not even some veteran singer who’s been debuted for 3 years, just trainee fans have such intense pride.

└I’m also Eoseu but honestly seeing Taeri’s interview this time made me see Lee Juha differently. If it wasn’t for Lee Juha, Taeri might not have done idol stuff and just done dance

└I’m Eoseu too and I’m grateful to Lee Juha. If it wasn’t for Lee Juha, I’d be chasing after Seoul Arts Center instead of Gocheok Dome…

└└Imagining this makes me want to bow to Lee Juha…

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└But after all that hardship, Lee Juha seems to lack desperation. If I were a 6-year trainee who got eliminated, I would try crazy hard to look good, but he still stutters when interviews start… Honestly isn’t this lack of effort?

└└What the fuck how do you know if Lee Juha is desperate or not?

└└A great desperation appraiser has appeared. Korean master craftsman level.

└└Eoseus get cursed at because of people like you

└└It’s true that Lee Juha still stutters in interviews, but that’s just his personality. You criticizing that as effort or whatever shows what kind of person you are.

Juha was startled reading the post. From the fans’ perspective it was certainly a beautiful friendship youth growth story, but since there was something that hit home, he felt self-conscious for no reason.

It was also surprising that Taeri’s fans, who had been like an iron fortress, turned to favorable feelings toward Lee Juha due to the interview.

‘Did he do it on purpose?’

Juha became inwardly curious about Taeri’s intention in mentioning their old connection in the interview. Although they hadn’t talked about it separately, Taeri must have known how much his fans were keeping Juha in check. All the negative comments about Juha saying he was trying to ride on Taeri’s coattails or not knowing his place and sucking up to Taeri originated from Taeri Eoseu. Juha somehow felt that Taeri had said those things knowing that. It was a way to protect Juha while persuading his own fans without making a big fuss.

‘He’s really so thoughtful.’

Juha chuckled thinking of Taeri.

Reading posts frantically, it was past 2 AM. Since he couldn’t rest tomorrow either, he had to sleep soon.

‘Let me read just one more and sleep.’

After deciding, Juha picked the last post to read.

[All Lee Jumin gather!]

‘[Congratulations on Lee Juha’s 3rd place]

Sound the traditional music!!!!

Our Lord has achieved great things!’

└He even hit triple A with AI!

└Thank you Lord for rising to 3rd place.

└Thank you for descending with ash blonde and blessing us with same-colored eyes.

└Thank you for creating chemistry in hate-love relationships and love triangles.

└ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I love Lee Jumin’s crazy fanatic moments like this. This fanatic group that would bow toward where Lee Juha lives three times a day.

└But once you get to know Lee Juha, you can’t help but become like this. It’s not voluntary, Lee Juha makes us like this.

└There’s no such thing as just dipping with Lee Juha. If you dip, you’re bound to fully dive in. Look at this behind-the-scenes clip. Who else persuades the production staff like that and asks for interviews for the fans?

└└Other kids might want to do it but can’t.

└└When he says he’ll make our flower path, how can we not fall for him ㅠㅠ Lee Juha is the real deal. The real thing births a camel!

└The reason I like Lee Juha is because Lee Juha is really healthy. After being a trainee for so long and getting thrown away, his mentality could have broken, but not showing his struggles and climbing up step by step like that really can’t be done with ordinary mental strength

└└In a world where you check Han River water temperature after failing one practice exam, how much courage would it have taken to try again after 6 years of preparation collapsed…

└└ㅇㅇ Agreed. Enduring 6 years as a trainee was amazing, and challenging auditions again after elimination was amazing, but he’s doing so well in auditions that I’m grateful ㅠㅠ

└└Damn… I’m tearing up ㅠㅠ Why was Serona so harsh to Lee Juha…

└└Let’s debut now Juha… Lee Jumin are just waiting for your debut.

└But am I the only one disgusted by Metabolic acting up? They dumped Lee Juha when they were debuting among themselves, then suddenly when Juha rises they’re trying to get a piece, fucking annoying to watch

└└Agreed but if Lee Juha’s popularity drops, Metabolic will probably get instantly deleted again

└└Thank you for enduring Juha. Now you just need to keep walking that path to debut. We Lee Jumin have put our lives all-in on getting you to debut ㅋ