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Stalkerizing – Chapter 117

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[Warlock] The Warlock Boom is Coming

It’s been forever since there were over 10 new posts on the Warlock forum.

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War

   L lock

   L Boom

   L Is

   L Coming

   L Usually, when people do this, the order gets messed up, but not here, lol.

WarlockBoomIsComing

WarlockBoom-IsComing

WarlockBoomIsComing

Lol, look at this unity.

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[Warlock] To the Clowns Saying Hunters Carry

Does a Hunter heal? Do they use barriers? A Warlock climbs up purely on their own power.

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[Warlock] “Chasa”—The Light and Hope of Warlocks

Even in this barren land, flowers have bloomed… Lately, I’ve just been lurking on other servers’ forums.

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But is he really the light and hope? What if the devs aren’t buffing Warlocks more because of him?

   L Ominous words.

   L Octopus.

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[Warlock] Am I the Only One Constantly Checking the Cygnus Rankings?

I check when Chasa will hit rank 1 more often than my own ranking.

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Yo, you too?

Yo, me too!

Warlock Amen.

War—men

He’s at rank 7 right now!

   L  He actually moved up to 6th place 30 minutes ago.

   L The Warlock uprising starts now.

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[Warlock] Is the Warlock-Hunter Combo Any Good?

Title says it all. Yeah.

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I think they picked it because they couldn’t find a tank-healer to team up with.

   L This is so true. Every tank-healer they asked already had a pair.

   L Did they really not find one?

   L That’s the problem—still looking for a party despite saying that.

   L That’s rough…

   L Just another day in the life.

Posts like this are getting 30 comments now. Our Warlock community has really grown. 

Use some common sense before posting—what do you think is better, DPS+DPS or DPS+Healer?

   L Let’s keep it civil among ourselves.

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[Warlock] Climbed to Rank 2!

(2nd_place.jpg)

Just saw that we hit rank 2! Only 3 hours left, and there’s barely any gap between us and 1st place.

dkgdkgdkgdkg (※heartbeat sound)

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No subject mentioned, but everyone gets it. 

Why am I getting excited over someone else’s ranking?

Cheering, cheering!

Is it him doing well, or Warlocks in general? Warlocks are still trash-tier, let’s be real. Some of y’all are way too invested. 

   L Who the hell is this guy?

   L Leave him be, he’s been trolling hard lately.

Why is 1st place’s score so damn high?

   L No clue…

Feels like something’s off with that score.

   L What’s off about it?

   L Where exactly is the problem?

   L Explain.

   L Made a new thread. (link)

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[Warlock] Since We’re Talking About Cygnus’ Rank 1 Score…

So, their score is over 900 points higher than the top rank on other servers.

If we assume they’re gaining 2 points per match (excluding win streak bonuses), that means they’ve won 450 more matches than other top players.

But since no one has a 100% win rate, they’d have had to recover lost points too—so realistically, they’ve probably played nearly 500 or more extra matches.

Doesn’t that seem weird? At that pace, they’d have to be grinding non-stop 24 hours a day.

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Lepus Mandarin’s score is also super high.

   L Yeah, but that server has account boosters, lol.

   L Is that confirmed?

   L Everyone knows, they just keep it quiet.

   L (This comment has been deleted.)

   L Bruh, as if people have unlimited free time to grind this themselves.

You can’t really tell just from this. Maybe that server just has really fast matchmaking.

   L No, even with fast queues, that score doesn’t add up.

But why are we even discussing this on the Warlock forum? This isn’t the place for it.

   L Move this to the server forum and make it public.

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[Warlock] What Was That Post That Just Got Deleted?

Clicked on it, but it says the post was removed.

Something about rank scores…

Don’t tell me something happened to that Warlock guy?

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No, it was about another server’s rankings.

   L Why was that even posted here?

   L (This comment has been deleted.)

   L (This comment has been deleted.)

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“Behind you!”

[You have died.]

Unaware that he had become a minor topic on the forums, Sa-yoon was in the middle of yet another battlefield. By now, he could tell what skills his enemies were using just by sound, even with his eyes closed.

“Agh…”

But just knowing a skill didn’t mean he could always counter it. Struck by the attack of the player Dalat500dong, Chasa collapsed on the spot.

“This flimsy-ass robe…”

If only he’d slotted in one more dodge skill… While Sa-yoon sighed in frustration, the screen, once bursting with color, faded to a dull gray—his character’s death effect.

[‘Dalat500dong’ has died.]

[You have gained 300 points.]

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: Ah f**k

However, Dalat500dong, who was covered in debuffs, barely managed a few steps before dropping dead as well.

A 1v1 fight remained, but Sa-yoon, stifling a small yawn, stood up without hesitation. By the time he grabbed a glass of water, it would probably be over. He trusted Killer to take care of the rest. Besides, a dead player could do nothing but cheer from the sidelines.

“…Huh?”

But when he returned with his drink, the battle was still raging. Not only had it not ended, but the fight had taken a completely unexpected turn.

[Killer quietly greets Dalat500dong.]

[Killer quietly greets Dalat500dong.]

Killer was standing in front of Dalat500dong’s corpse… bowing?

Divine offered a variety of emotes, including different ways to greet other players. The standard wave was the default, but the one Killer was using was a limited-time event emote from two seasons ago.

A slight nod of the head, resembling a solemn bow—players had long since repurposed it. Rather than a simple greeting, it was widely understood as a sign of mourning.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: f1111k, going hard with the disrespect.

For example—paying respects to an already-dead opponent… Yeah, this was obviously a calculated, deliberate taunt.

[Battlefield] Killer: If you’ve got fingers, maybe use skills instead of typing?

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: Lol, acting all cocky now.

[Battlefield] Killer: Cocky? Acting all cocky? What does that even mean? Dude, you sound old as hell.

[Battlefield] Killer: Ohhh, I get it. You were slow to react because you’re old.

[Battlefield] Killer: Don’t forget to take your joint supplements.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: The f**k is wrong with you?

[Battlefield] Killer: Yes, Grandpa.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: How old even are you, you little sh♡t?

[Battlefield] Killer: Yes, my esteemed ancestor.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: ♡♡♡

[Battlefield] Killer: Classic. When you run out of arguments, you just start swearing.

Wait, why was this match still going? And why was Killer just standing next to him, doing all this? What about the remaining opponent?

Still confused, Sa-yoon shifted his view. Since a dead player’s vision was restricted, he had to move his mouse around. Only then did he spot the last enemy trapped in a snare in the distance.

[Battlefield] SriLanka30Rupees: You unsportsmanlike piece of sh♡t!

[Battlefield] Killer: Using traps in a battlefield is unsportsmanlike LOOOOOOL

[Battlefield] SriLanka30Rupees: Your duo plays so disgustingly.

[Battlefield] Killer: Does Noize make people take a personality test before joining? Everyingle one of you, from the guild leader down, is rotten to the core.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: Why the hell are you suddenly trash-talking our guild, you b♡st♡rd?

Just like Killer pointed out, both opponents flooding the chat with hearts were members of Noize.

They say even a ruined dynasty takes three years to collapse, huh? Even after their guild master went AWOL, they were still somehow scraping by. With over a hundred members, Noize was one of the largest guilds, which might explain why they kept running into them today.

[Killer clicks his tongue at SriLanka30Rupees.]

[Killer clicks his tongue at SriLanka30Rupees.]

[Killer clicks his tongue at SriLanka30Rupees.]

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: Shut up and stop spamming emotes.

[Battlefield] Killer: Then you move.

Of course, since Dalat500dong was dead, moving was impossible.

Killer was a lunatic, sure, but he wasn’t the type to do this for no reason. Sa-yoon scrolled up in the chat, and it didn’t take long to find what had led to this.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: F♡cking movement debuffs, ffs.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: You play so disgustingly.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: Warlock, officially the filthiest class in the game. Lol.

Sa-yoon clicked his tongue. Guess getting killed by DoT damage really pissed him off. Again, in a battlefield, most insults from the enemy could be translated into compliments.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: Must be nice climbing the ranks while getting f♡cked by your boyfriend, you nasty, trash-tier Warlock. Lol.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: F**king disgusting. Lol.

[Battlefield] Killer: Oh, so you just picked the wrong duo and that’s why you’re stuck where you are? Tragic.

But if the trash talk turned sexual, that was another matter entirely. Seeing the full story, Sa-yoon could understand why Killer was going off.

“You sticking up for me ‘cause they insulted Warlocks?”

Come to think of it, even when he was using a temporary nickname to hide his identity, Killer would act personally offended anytime someone trashed Warlocks. Some things never changed.

“Man, you’re sweet…”

Sa-yoon chuckled softly. When Killer was on the enemy team, he was the most infuriating opponent ever. But as an ally? Absolutely rock-solid. Smiling warmly, Sa-yoon placed his hands on the keyboard.

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: You’re just as much of a scumbag as him.

[Battlefield] Chasa: Thanks for the compliment! ^^

[Battlefield] Dalat500dong: You two are actually insane.

[Battlefield] Chasa: Yep! You keep grinding and try harder next time! ^^

[Battlefield] Chasa: Appreciate the sweet free points. ^^

“Oh, heads-up. Behind you.”

At some point, the spearman had broken free from the trap and was now charging toward them like a raging bull.

Killer, meanwhile, was still solemnly paying his respects to Dalat500dong’s corpse.

Levia
Author: Levia

Stalkerizing

Stalkerizing

Status: Completed Author: Released: Free chapters released every Tuesday
Divine, a famous MMORPG known for its extensive customization options. One day, a hobby screenshot of the game that Sa-yoon casually uploaded ended up on the main page— And that’s when he picked up an online stalker. [Lepus] killer: Please share your customization settings. ㅇ^^ㅇ killer_ssa@cmail.com They spammed comments under his posts— [Comment] Lepus-killer: Please share your customization settings. ㅇ^^ㅇ killer_ssa@cmail.com Chased him down to his guestbook to contact him— [Whisper] killer12345: Chasa-nim! [Whisper] killer12345: Please share your custom settings ^^! No matter how many times he blocked them, they just made new characters and followed him in-game. Sa-yoon, now branded with the unfortunate title of “Newbie Slayer,” eventually had to eliminate the stalker himself. Finally free, he was enjoying his peaceful gaming life—until a new transfer player suddenly appeared. [Whisper] a10235044: Hyung! Wanna party up with me permanently? Meanwhile, in real life, Sa-yoon was struggling with his upcoming graduation project. Hoping to recruit an actor, he approached Shin-jae, a freshman in the drama club. “You think creeps like you trying to pull something is anything new?” “…What?” “You like guys, don’t you, sunbae?” But Shin-jae misunderstood, assuming Sa-yoon had been following him around out of infatuation. Revealing his hidden nature, he sneered— “I bet this is how you always play it off when you get rejected after creeping on people. I’m the one being stalked here, so why the hell are you acting like the bigger person?” After being repeatedly accused, Sa-yoon’s patience snapped. “Alright, Shin-jae. Maybe you’re just too young to understand, but let me show you what real flirting looks like.” Will Sa-yoon finally rid himself of his gaming stalker? And can he clear up the real-life misunderstanding before it’s too late?

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