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My Home As a Filming Location! 30

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>>Fucking hell Ber, cut it out;;;;

>>Puppy is scared ㅠㅠㅠㅠ5959

Ber lightly ignored the bad comments directed at him and urged Yeonwoo.

“Right, Yeonwoo-ssi. I also want to buy honey, do you sell it?”

Yeonwoo’s pupils trembled finely. He couldn’t tell whether what he was currently experiencing was fear or anger.

Even because he had been drinking, the world spun dizzily round and round without any standard. He couldn’t even remember where he was standing now.

“Yeonwoo-ssi. Excuse me? Do you sell honey? Everyone, puppy-nim isn’t answering, so please send support!”

>>My name is spicy cod roe-nim sent 500 chocolates.

“Thank you spicy cod roe-nim! Yeonwoo-ssi, donation reaction, reaction!”

Ber pushed the camera lens even closer to Yeonwoo. He was receiving the donations himself but grabbing an innocent person.

His breath was choked off. He couldn’t even easily think of what he should do. Yeonwoo somehow let out rough breathing and pressed both hands firmly over his eyes to calm down. The surroundings became dark.

“Yeonwoo-ssi? Lee Yeonwoo-ssi?”

>>What is this. Panic symptoms?

>>Ber sent an innocent citizen to the hospital. I will send Ber to the Lord

>>lolol self karma lololololol

>>Ber is going to he–ll lol

>>Why? lol It’s just fun!

>>Ah that’s why I said don’t do this shit;

>>Bye~~farewell~lol

>>Lord, one guy is coming soon lololol

>>Don’t curse at Ber lol Ber is fun. Keep going I support you

When the comments that had been sending donations and supporting Ber until just moments ago suddenly turned around like diluting water, the flustered Ber also sweated and made excuses.

“Everyone, Yeonwoo-ssi is like this because he’s drunk. You can’t smell it through the screen, but the alcohol smell is vibrating here.”

>>Yeah, that’s an excuse right?

>>Shouldn’t that guy go to the hospital?;;;

>>Ber trash-nim sent 500 chocolates. Ber-nim take confidence. You did nothing wrong

>>What to do police station. What to do, just go to the police station.

Ber, who was checking the comments, carefully approached Yeonwoo and shook his shoulder.

“Yeonwoo-ssi, are you okay? Um… did you drink a lot?”

In the confusing situation, Yeonwoo, who had barely calmed down, caught his breath and opened his eyes fiercely.

‘Stop touching me.’

And he glared at the real-time screen pointed at his face, then urgently reached out his hand and turned off the power. With the darkened screen, he calmed down a bit more and regained his reason.

“Ahhh! What do we do if you turn it off. It was an important moment!”

Ber, who had forgotten that he was being cursed at just moments ago, felt regretful thinking about the donations he couldn’t receive later and desperately appealed to Yeonwoo.

Yeonwoo took the camera from Ber’s hands, then raised his hand as if he was going to drop it.

“No! Do you know how expensive that is…!”

After taking one breath to steady himself, he felt like the alcohol had completely sobered up, and his constantly trembling pupils also quietly found their place.

“Fuck, did I drink? Yeah, I drank. Shit… even a fucker like you lives just fine, so even if I break this they’ll probably consider it diminished capacity, right?”

* * *

“Seems like both sides are at fault, so settle it, settle it.”

“What? I was even threatened! Do you know how expensive this is!”

Even while the village police and Ber were arguing over the evidence video he had presented, Yeonwoo sat quietly in his chair. At a glance, he seemed either out of it or intimidated.

Ironically, the person who reported to the police wasn’t Yeonwoo but Ber. He stared blankly at his camera shattered before his eyes and Yeonwoo dusting off his hands with a refreshed expression.

Yeonwoo tilted his head toward him and spoke with a contemptuous look.

‘What are you looking at, fucker. Ah, I should have done this earlier.’

As if his anger still wasn’t resolved, he even trampled on the remains of the broken camera.

If earlier he had followed Yeonwoo around for his broadcast, now he had reported because he was worried that he might run away after breaking the camera.

“So is it my fault? I suffered material damages! If you don’t compensate for this, I’m filing a lawsuit! I’m serious, just wait and see!”

“That guy could also be sued for trespassing on private property! What’s that… hey, you filmed someone who said they didn’t want it, right? Portrait rights violation too! This won’t do. Yeonwoo, come here! Let’s sue!”

“……”

At the police’s words, Ber shut his mouth tight. His anger was directed at the wrong place. He tapped Yeonwoo, who remained sitting still despite the police’s call.

It was a careful touch, perhaps because he remembered breaking the camera.

“Excuse me. Say something. This all happened because of you. Let’s just end this nicely? If you just pay for the repair costs, I could consider this never happened.”

“Nicely? I’m not giving you money. Fuck, why should I pay? If you want to sue, go ahead. I’ll do it too. Let’s go to court and ask who was more wrong.”

Yeonwoo spoke as if asking what’s the big deal.

Ber bit his lips hard.

‘This person seems like he’d really do it.’

He had tried to scare him with a lawsuit first, then turn toward a settlement to charge repair costs, but just like in the earlier situation, he seemed like someone who would really do it if he said he would.

“What’s so great about life. Prison? What? Living in a confined space is my calling. I’ll just think of it as going on another deep-sea fishing vessel.”

After all, in the currently airing variety show, he was gaining popularity for his straight-forward tendency without considering consequences.

“Frankly speaking, am I the only one at fault? You came first and picked a fight. You know your fault is bigger, right? Sue me. No, please do it. Please do.”

Yeonwoo slowly stood up and met Ber’s gaze. Now he could see his eyes were half-turned. Along with a contemptuous look, he patted his shoulder.

“Since this is also fate, let’s greet each other if we meet in prison?”

Ber looked for the police with a trembling voice.

“Did… did you just hear that? Threat, threat!”

The police covered their ears and shook their heads.

“Not at all? Hah- I didn’t hear anything either.”

“……Rural cliquishness.”

* * *

Ber left for Seoul without even recovering his initial investment.

‘I will definitely make this public!’ His departing figure, grinding his teeth as he left, only seemed pathetic.

‘What are you going to do by making it public. Shall we hold hands and go to court together?’

Yeonwoo, who had nothing to lose, wasn’t scared at all. Rather, only snickers kept rising up.

‘Should I sue him first?’

It wasn’t a bad plan thinking about suing for mental damage compensation and pulling various things.

However, the exhaustion was greater than that. Right now he didn’t want to do anything. Especially if he saw that face again, it seemed like his body would tremble like trauma.

He didn’t need anything else, he just wanted to go into his cozy house and rest comfortably. After chatting with the village police uncles about this and that, he returned home only after the day had grown dusky.

His body felt as heavy as if he was carrying a heavy rock.

He had been fine until the phone call earlier, but after the incident happened, the day felt exhausting. Lately, strangers had been coming to talk to him frequently, but today was worse.

‘……Alcohol.’

He habitually looked for alcohol and opened the refrigerator door, but whether Grandma Kyeong-i had come and gone, no alcohol was visible.

All there was was one bottle of Park○s he had received at the police station.

Pursing his lips, he trudged not to his own bedroom but toward Grandma Kyeong-i’s house.

She wasn’t his real grandmother, but when he went to grandma’s house, his mind was put at ease by the uniquely stabilizing scent.

He took out a blanket from the closet, pulled it over himself, and closed his eyes. He felt much better as the surroundings seemed to grow distant.

Vibration rang from his pocket. He wriggled and fumbled around looking for his phone.

“Hello.”

-I saw the video. Are you okay? Was that why you hung up earlier?

It was Shin Gihyeon’s voice. Ber’s video was already spreading vigorously on SNS.

“Yeah, who do you think I am. I gave him a proper lesson.”

It wasn’t the voice of someone who had given a proper lesson.

Shin Gihyeon also sometimes couldn’t handle people’s gazes. But it was a path he had chosen. Unlike him, Yeonwoo was a case where a civilian had become somewhat suddenly famous by chance.

He couldn’t be okay, but there were no words to say to him. He knew from experience that advice at times like this was no help at all.

-Get plenty of rest.

That was all he could say.

“Yeah, thanks.”

Yeonwoo hung up the phone and curled up his body.

After closing his eyes like that, quite some time passed before he felt a touch waking him up.

“Why is this guy sleeping in someone else’s house and making a fuss? Hurry up and get up!”

Yeonwoo, who had slept with the blanket pulled up to his head in August summer, had his face drenched in sweat.

“What, did you have a nightmare or something?”

Grandma Kyeong-i stroked his sweat-soaked hair with rough hands. Yeonwoo, who was quietly receiving her touch, pursed his lips and whined.

“I’m hungry.”

The hand that was stroking his hair lightly pushed his head.

“What time is it for rice! Didn’t you even eat dinner?”

Looking at the wall clock, it was already past 11 o’clock.

“I kept sleeping.”

Yeonwoo got up and stuck right behind Grandma Kyeong-i as she headed to the kitchen, massaging her shoulders.

“Make me omelet rice.”

“You go get the eggs yourself.”

“…Kimchi fried rice.”

He bent his waist and rubbed his head against Grandma Kyeong-i’s shoulder like throwing a tantrum.

“You smell like sweat, get away!”

“That’s mean. Grandma Suni would take out the eggs and make omelet rice for me.”

“Then go ask Suni to make it for you!”

“Kimchi fried rice is good too.”

How fickle. Grandma Kyeong-i, who muttered quietly, diligently moved her body. As she was cutting kimchi, Yeonwoo stuck to her from behind again, so she yelled at him.

“Aiyu, get away! Why doesn’t this fool listen?”

“Because I had a nightmare.”

At those words, Grandma Kyeong-i, who had quieted down, said gruffly.

“What was it, did a ghost appear or something?”

“No.”

“Then what’s that popular thing these days, the thing that bites people?”

“Zombies?”

“Yeah.”

“…It was scarier than that.”

* * *

[Guys, are you watching ‘Rural Conquest’ variety show with Kang Dojun?]

He looks like he’d only drink Evian water but he’s fucking good at housework. Almost like he’s from the fairy wife origin story? Sets up meals, does dishes, runs the washing machine and hangs laundry, even does hand washing lol The charm point is him silently cleaning up what Yeonwoo messed up. Kang Dojun-nim, please come on a business trip to our house too.

[22 Our house too. Fairy Dojun-nim.]

└Fairy Dojun lololol More than that, Yeonwoo is fucking funny. Being 25 years old with the job of beekeeper is hilariously crazy, but did you see in his first appearance he had a net in one hand and beer in the other? lol Really my laugh button lololololol

└Agree. Also did you see his eyes when they said his house became a filming location? Fucking scary, I thought he was going to beat the PD with the net.

└I came to see the filming and that house is our house. Exactly this expression lololololololol

└Meanwhile Yeonwoo fucking loves Kang Dojun. This is real love. Be happy, you two.

└No no Kang Dojun does housework.

└Ah….

[Should I live in the countryside too]

Living in the countryside, elderly people take care of meals, and sometimes Fairy Dojun comes to clean the house… isn’t this fucking sweet? I want to be a countryside life puppy like Yeonwoo too.

[Countryside has severe cliquishness]

└Fuck. You can adapt well

└Yeonwoo is nice to the elderly

└Fuck. I’m nice too!

└Phew.. seems like our writer doesn’t understand so I’ll just say it bluntly. You,,,, what are you? Is your face like Yeonwoo’s? What gives you such confidence? Why exactly?

└Fuck. S..sto..stop!!

└If a friend is getting fact-bombed? Let’s all shout together! Stop the fact-bombing!!!

[Hot variety show, Rural Conquest cast member Yeonwoo past incidents summary]

Sorry. I drew aggro to show this. Is it true that Yeonwoo rode deep-sea fishing vessels in the past? If you all don’t know, go watch YouTuber ‘Wonseon’s’ deep-sea fishing vessel vlogs. Yeonwoo appears briefly there too.

[Wow, writer. I just watched it and this fucker is really a fucking hilarious fucker. The reason for riding deep-sea fishing vessels? Because I like fishing. Crazy bastard, you ride deep-sea fishing vessels because you like fishing ㅠㅠㅜㅠ]

└This guy just lives however he wants. The reason for becoming a beekeeper? Because honey looked delicious.

└Huh? Really? That’s why he became a beekeeper?

└No, but doesn’t that seem likely.

└lololololol

[Life should be like Yeonwoo]

Did anyone watch today’s episode with Shin Gihyeon? Yeonwoo who doesn’t care about cavities and doesn’t care about his teeth is fucking my wannabe. Yeonwoo finishing a lollipop in 10 seconds… our Kongddeok.. are you okay? His face is like soft rice cake but his teeth are fierce. Are they steel teeth that don’t need dentists? Or maybe dentists aren’t scary? Just seems like he lives life recklessly, it’s funny and I want to be like him. Everyone…! Life should be like Yeonwoo!

[You’re confirmed for deep-sea fishing vessels.]

└Fuck. Gyaaaah! emoji_1

└Hah, fucking annoying way of speaking. The “everyone” at the end is also slightly annoying

└Hehe. Could this be what they call receiving king…☆

└Shit lol so vicious lololololol

[I realized (feat. Really like dog)]

I realized. For variety shows to do well, the subtitles also need to be crazy. Really like dog makes my heart feel grand. Ah I muttered “another beep processing;;” again and felt very pathetic about myself. I deeply apologize to the production staff of Rural Conquest. I failed to recognize your grand big picture! And lastly, I’ll add one more word.

[There are two ways to make people angry. One is to stop talking in the middle]

└Fucking hell, really.

[Fairy Dojun Chronicles]

19**year September 16th Born at Seoul Yongsan-gu A Hospital

20**year March 3rd Elementary school entrance

20**year January 9th Elementary school graduation

20**year March 2nd ○○Middle school entrance

20**year January 4th ○○Middle school graduation

20**year March 5th ☆☆High school entrance

20**year July 10th Supporting role in B movie (first debut)

20**year January 8th ☆☆High school graduation

20**year July 2nd Career change to Fairy Dojun

(Rest omitted)

[So what’s the point]

└Fuck. Hah;; This is why muggles;;

└No shit just writing school entrance and graduation and at the end saying career change to Fairy Dojun, what the hell do you want us to understand?

└Fuck. Do I have to spoon-feed you everything?

└You fucker where’s your house

└I understood though? ㅇㅅㅇ Wow almost like Tree Wiki ㄷㄷ

└You give your home address too

[Our Dojun-nim… was such an amazing person ㅠㅠ]

└What is this? Truman Show? lol What do you realize from reading this?

└It must have been hard to change careers ㅠ Dojun oppa fighting wherever you are! I’ll always support you ♡

└You made a big decision. Everyone send applause of support.

└His surname was ‘Fairy’ from the beginning anyway. Kang Dojun was originally destined to be good at housework

[Fairy, live roughly]

Seriously in gothic font. Why do you… why do you work so hard? Why do you do laundry? Why do you cook? Why do you clean? Why do you wash someone else’s bedding? Please live life roughly. You keep making my parents notice next to me. Don’t be funny on variety shows, don’t work hard! I’ll love you even if you just sit there stupidly ㅠ If someone like you even lives hard, what am I supposed to do with my life! It makes me feel so deprived. Fine, I’ll let you keep the puppy next to you, so please live life recklessly. It’s my lifelong wish.

[222 Gentleman Dojun, enjoy some leisure.]

[Isn’t it relative deprivation?]

└Fuck. Dojun is my world. The world, the universe itself >_<

└You’re talking bullshit seriously. Can I throw a punch?

[Agree why does he live so hard with that face? If he just stayed still people would spoon-feed him]

└I can teach him how to chew too

└I’ll chew it and give it to him

└;;You’ll chew it and give it to him?; Won’t Dojun get sick? Rather give him death

└I say! Prepare death for Dojun (kindly) And you prepare for death (tragic) The crime is insulting me.

[Kang Dojun cat vs dog]

I thought if Kang Dojun ever raised a pet, it would be a cat…. Well, Fairy Dojun is fucking gorgeously made right? But a dog? Huh? It’s surprising yet suits him well so I’m amazed again. The Arab tofu theory that you’re attracted to people opposite to you is proven here again;; Amazing! Sometimes when I see dog photos on his Instagram feed, he seems to be consistently fan-girling and I want to give the dog soft rice cake slaps. Smooch

[The premise is a bit strange though?]

└lolol nailing down that Yeonwoo is a dog lol

└Species is dog. Name is Yeonwoo.

[Soft rice cake is right, but especially he’s rice cake roll family.]

└There were… families in rice cakes too ㅇㅁㅇ!

[What about puppy’s hair]

Fairy Dojun return our puppy’s hair aaaaaaah eeeee eee ing beep beep

[Don’t do what Dojun wants to do.]

└The production staff are too much too. How do they not tell him that?

└That’s… ‘loyalty’ isn’t it.

└But isn’t it cute how it got cut like that? I think Fairy Dojun is skilled with his hands.

└You really are…

└Judge, there’s a devil here.

Hyacinthus B
Author: Hyacinthus B

Hyacinthus

My Home As a Filming Location!

My Home As a Filming Location!

Status: Ongoing Author:
Gong: Kang Dojun (27) – With his gorgeous looks and outstanding acting skills, he has firmly established himself as a ten-million-viewer actor. At his manager's suggestion, he casually agreed to do the healing variety show 〈Rural Conquest〉. During the filming period, he stays at a house and helps the homeowner, Lee Yeonwoo, with household chores, gradually adapting to rural life. Shou: Lee Yeonwoo (25) – Right after graduating high school, he boarded a deep-sea fishing vessel. After disembarking, he completed his military service and became a beekeeper. On a day like any other, after battling hornets and heading home, he witnesses a variety show filming crew at his rural house. Though initially reluctant, he gradually becomes accustomed to spending time with Kang Dojun and even starts to enjoy the variety show filming. Relatable Quote: "I came to watch because I heard they were filming, but that house is my house." *** When I returned home, my house had become a film set. Popular actor 'Kang Dojun's' variety show project of spending ten days in the countryside, 〈Rural Conquest〉. Somehow, the house he would be staying in for ten days had become my house. Due to the unexpected situation, dirty clothes I hadn't had time to wash were scattered everywhere, and dishes and liquor bottles from yesterday's meal that I hadn't cleaned up were rolling around. In short, it was a pigsty. Actor Kang Dojun asked with a disapproving look. "...Do you live like this?" "...Yes, well." * [Anyone watching 'Rural Conquest' with Kang Dojun?] He looks like he'd only drink Evian water, but he's a freaking homemaker. He's practically like a devoted housewife, right? He prepares meals, does the dishes, runs the washing machine and hangs laundry, even does hand-washing lol. The healing point is how he silently cleans up the mess Lee Yeonwoo makes. Kang Dojun-nim, please come do house calls at our place too. -22 Our house too. Housewife Dojun-nim. └Housewife Dojun lololol But more than that, Lee Yeonwoo is hilarious. The fact that he's 25 and works as a beekeeper is insanely funny, and did you see his first appearance holding a fly swatter in one hand and beer in the other? For real made me burst out laughing lolololol └└Agreed. And did you see his expression when he found out his house became a film set? It was scary as hell, I thought he was going to beat up the PD with that fly swatter. └└└"I came to watch because I heard they were filming, but that house is my house." That was exactly his expression lolololololol └└└└Meanwhile, Lee Yeonwoo really likes Kang Dojun. This is real. Be happy, you two. └└└└└No no, Kang Dojun does the housework. └└└└└└Ah...

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