I’m the Villain’s Constellation But I’m Broke 49

[Title: That Time We Cleared the A-Rank Dungeon]
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Posted by: VITASTIC

There weren’t supposed to be any injuries, but apparently Baek Tae-beom beat the hell out of one of his own teammates? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Comments]

[No matter how insane Beom is, there’s no way he’d go that far LOLLLLLLLLLL]
┖ [Sounds like there was some kind of internal feud “Whichever side wins is our side.”]
┖ [Why would there be internal conflict? They only took B-rank and above, use your head lol who the hell hits their own team]
┖ [But didn’t Baek Tae-beom beat up one of his teammates so bad last time that it made the news? I thought for sure he was finally going to prison then]
┖ [Yeah, but that guy was a rotten apple, you dumbass]

[Weren’t the ones who got hit from the Hunter Association? They do have a tendency to play the victim, so who knows what really happened]
┖ [True, they tried to frame another Hunter last time too]
┖ [Honestly, I’m just glad Hunters in our country are still subject to the law. If we weren’t a nation of laws, an S-rank Hunter would be President by now]
┖ [Our country sets the tone for others too lol. The U.S. still has more crimes committed by civilians than Hunters XD]
┖ [Can’t believe there are still people siding with Baek Tae-beom LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

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[Title: I heard the Hansung HQ almost blew up. What happened?]
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Posted by: MALANGSWEET

I saw the article—apparently the building got wrecked;;;; some kind of hate crime? Is the victim that guy?

[Comments]

[Technically it wasn’t HQ, it was the dorm building next to it. My little brother said he saw it explode]
┖ [Whoa;;;; did anyone get hurt???]
┖ [He said he didn’t see clearly since he was passing by, but I heard a healing-type Hunter showed up, so yeah, probably someone got injured…]

[Seriously ballsy. Attacking someone inside Hansung, not even outside]
┖ [People who snap like that don’t care about consequences~~~~~]
┖ [Hope they catch the bastard and punish him properly]
┖ [They ran off after the attack inside Hansung. No clue if they’ll be able to catch them;;;]

[Yeah, I went on a field trip to Hansung before, and the atmosphere there was intense]
┖ [You mean the one for scouting young Hunters in advance?]
┖ [LOL yeah, I’m still in high school ㅠㅠ Said I was gonna skip the college entrance exam and join Hansung, and the security guard literally scoffed]
┖ [Honestly, that’s kinda deserved LOLLLLLL]

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[Title: I Saw Blue Star at the Hospital]
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Posted by: OHMYGOD

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Proof shot of my hospital room

I was hospitalized for mana stone overdose—got symptoms of addiction ㅠㅠ was just lying in bed when suddenly there was this massive commotion outside. I was thinking, “Who the hell’s making such a ruckus in a hospital? Some lunatic walk in?” Then BAM—the door flings open, and this ridiculously gorgeous guy walks in;;;;;

He scanned the whole room, then turned around and dashed back out. People started flooding after him. No joke, the whole room went dead silent for like five minutes. Then someone nervously whispered, “Wasn’t that Blue Star?” and all hell broke loose.

[Comments]

[You’re talking like you saw a damn invasive species LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL]
┖ [His face is kind of unreal tho… LOL]

[Oh my god, you saw Blue Star??? You’re totally qualified to join our fanclub]
┖ [Another cultist appears. At this point I’m wondering if they track Blue Star sightings every single day]
┖ [It’s like the whole world is one giant Blue Star universe. I brought him up on Twitter once (on a locked account), and my mutuals were like “YOU TOO follow Blue Star???” ????? I was so scared]
┖ [Believe in Blue Star… you too can be saved…]

[Is he really that good-looking?? The pictures floating around just look CG as hell; I can’t even grasp it]
┖ [I’m the OP, and the reason I didn’t recognize him for five minutes is because I thought I was hallucinating from the mana overdose. That’s how unreal he looked]
┖ [Whoa;;; live hallucination-level hotness—marry Blue Star and deal with constant rumors every day VS marry Baek Tae-beom]
┖ [Where the hell did Baek Tae-beom come from LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
┖ [I don’t want either, ffs]

[Come on, make it a fair VS match]
[Live with Blue Star who flirts with everyone but treats everyone well VS live with Baek Tae-beom who’s cold to everyone except you—kind and sweet only to you]
┖ [Only to me… kind?]
┖ [Only to me… sweet…?]
┖ [What… does that even mean…?]
┖ [We know this is a VS game, but just the idea of those words being used for Baek Tae-beom is so jarring nobody can even play it]

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[Title: Why the Hell Is This Winter So Cold;;;]
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Posted by: DanggeunShake

Woke up this morning and nearly fainted seeing snow falling. Isn’t it still November??? ;;;;;;; I was wondering why my cat was sitting by the window for once—guess even she knew something wild was coming.

[Comments]

[Pretty sure this is the first time it’s snowed like this even in Daegu…… I’m suddenly reflecting on all the times I blasted the A/C this summer… but no regrets]

[Post a pic of your cat plz]
┖ [Yup yup]

[I’m telling you;;; the more Hunters fight, the worse global warming gets. Especially the fire-type Hunters;;;]
┖ [What kind of fresh weird take is this?]
┖ [No but think about it;;; this summer was especially hot, right? What if all the power Hunters are using is actually speeding up climate change??? What do we do if this just keeps accelerating ㅠㅠ;;;???]
┖ [The only thing heating up the Earth is your sweaty delusions]
┖ [Me;;; I literally can’t comment without using this dumb emoji ㅠㅠ;;;;;]

[Still, just because it’s technically November, I went out in a coat and turned into an ice statue—I’m officially the company mascot now]
┖ [I saw an article saying it’ll stay cold till next May. Is that for real?]
┖ [If that’s true, I’m flying overseas]
┖ [The worst part is it’s not just our country. Makes me wonder if Hunter energy is affecting the environment]
┖ [Write a damn thesis, ffs]

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[Title: Gongmyeong Is Actually Amazingㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
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Posted by: Lee Soo-bin

This isn’t an ad or anything ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

My cousin recently got seriously ill and we were in real trouble—no money, no blood packs, it was looking bad. But Gongmyeong covered everything for freeㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Thank god ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[Comments]

[You mean that current support event, right?]
┖ [Yeahㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m still crying. I applied on a whim and couldn’t believe it actually worked.. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ]

[Wow, that’s such a relief. Is your cousin okay?]
┖ [It was a major surgery, so we weren’t sure, but they even sent a healing-type Hunter, so now we’re not worriedㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m so thankful I’m crying ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
┖ [Congrats fr, now that’s a real guild]

[Seriously puts certain places to shame LMAOOOOOOOOOOO]
┖ [Just one star… lol]
┖ [Shhh, don’t say the name or you’ll catch a lawsuit~]
┖ [Wait why?? What did Hansung do now???]
┖ [Nothing major, it’s just that they’re the industry leader, yet all they care about is money and don’t actually do anything, so the contrast is real lol]

[But for real, who’s the guild master of Gongmyeong? Are they even human? Maybe they’re actually Raphael or something… lol I wanna meet them, they’ve gotta be gorgeous right?]
┖ [Is that really all you have in your head??]

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[Title: They’re Finally Challenging the Tower of Hellnest After a Year]
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Posted by: PalmPalm

…The Tower of Hellnest, currently considered the top mana stone supply source, was discovered about two years ago.
…Now, the Wanderers Guild, which found a path to the second floor, has announced it will begin a full raid on the Tower of Hellnest after it remained shrouded in mystery for a year.
Hunters from Goblin and Hansung are also confirmed to be participating. New applicants will be accepted through the official site; access the link below…
I scraped this article. Pretty sure I’m the first to post it.

[Comments]

[HELLNEST OPEN?????]
┖ [Not exactly “open”—they just found the entrance to the next floor lol. But finding that after a whole year is still nuts…]
┖ [If mana stone supply improves, will the market price go down ㅠㅠ? I use them for uni labs all the time and my wallet’s crying… ㅠㅠㅠ]

[They were always hiring temps to go feel up the walls looking for a way up LOL. That gig was the best—just had to grope some bricks]
┖ [“Just had to grope walls” LMAO ㅋ]
┖ [Remember that photo? The temp workers clinging to the walls like roaches trying to find hidden buttons XD]
┖ [So what ended up triggering it?]
┖ [Apparently it just… opened LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
┖ [I’m dead LOLLLLLLLLL]

[So that “wall-groping temp job” is gone now, huh ㅠㅠ]
┖ [You never know. They might get to the second floor and find the way to the third blocked too LOLLLLLL]
┖ [If that happens, Oh Kwon-hyuk’s probably gonna start punching through the walls LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL]
┖ [Did you know Oh Kwon-hyuk used to drag around Yoo Jin-woo too?]
┖ [FR??? Why???]
┖ [Knew he was rotten and wanted to beat him senseless the moment he slipped up LOL. He actually did hit him—I still can’t believe Yoo Jin-woo is alive]
┖ [Seriously, how IS Yoo Jin-woo still alive. Between the rotten apple and Baek Tae-beom constantly trying to kill him, it’s a miracle]

[They said there’ll be a livestream of the raid???? Apparently they’re bringing streamers along]
┖ [Holy crap I can watch S-rank Hunters grope walls from home?]
┖ [LOLOLOL someone please stop the wall-groping already]
 

Author: Levia