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I’m the Villain’s Constellation But I’m Broke 30

[Title: Who the Hell Is This Guy?]
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Posted by: HiddenFriedRice

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That bastard Beom smashed up the department store, then walked right back through the front entrance all polite like, and I seriously thought, yep, he’s finally lost it. But then—he walks in with someone clinging to his side.

Who the hell is this???

[Comments]

[Isn’t this just some civilian? Take it down.]
┖ [Dude, how the hell is someone who’s hanging out with Baek Tae-beom a regular civilian?]
┖ [Fair point, but seriously tho LOL don’t they look way too comfortable together??]
┖ [I feel like I can’t even breathe properly if I’m within a kilometer of Baek Tae-beom.]

[Too weak-looking to be from Hansung Guild. Seriously just looks like some random civilian.]

[Maybe it’s just some clueless guy who happened to walk the same path and got snapped in the photo? Stop fishing for attention.]
┖ [Fr this feels like clickbait. People keep posting this shit just because anything with Baek Tae-beom gets attention. Chill the hell out, please;;;;]

 

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[Title: I’m the One Who Just Posted the Dept. Store Sighting of That Bastard Beom]
Views: 62,566 | Upvotes: 36 | Bookmarks: 648
Posted by: HiddenFriedRice

Did any of you actually see that bastard Beom smile? Ever seen him lean down, like bend at the waist, to listen carefully to someone talking to him? I just did. IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANK SHOW????

[Comments]

[Let me give you a crash course in basic common sense. Things that are impossible:

-Nyarlathotep existing 

-You scoring S-rank on a measurement test 

-Newton not getting hit on the head with an apple
-Baek Tae-beom smiling and talking kindly]
┖ [You’re being too harsh on Baek Tae-beom LMAOOOOOOOO]
┖ [Seriously tho, that second one is foul]

[Even if it is a variety show or something, there’s gotta be a limit to this BS, you sick freaks.]
┖ [Why are you so mad LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
┖ [Where did you even get the idea this was a broadcast LOL Does Baek Tae-beom smiling automatically mean it’s a show or something LMAOOO]
┖ [Since when is Beom the kind of guy who would appear on a show? Just be glad he didn’t smash the camera.]
┖ [RIGHT? A smiling Baek Tae-beom in front of a camera? That’s… honestly terrifying… gives me this gut-level revulsion…]

[Staged VS Fabricated VS OP’s just gone completely insane]
┖ [OP’s gone insane]
┖ [Fully, completely deranged]
┖ [Like handstand-headbanging-backflipping level of gone]

[This is seriously terrifying… I didn’t know a person could lose it like this…]
┖ [RIGHT? I’m gonna start living right from now on too…]

 

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[Title: I’m Not the Same Person Who Witnessed Him Earlier]
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Posted by: TormentedKiwi

I think it’s real. The two of them went up to the fourth floor, and according to my friend who works there, they’re sweeping up all the high-end item listings.
Apparently, the guy called him Hyung???
And he’s speaking in honorifics???????

[Comments]

[BREAKING] SHOCKING… Baek Tae-beom, who even challenged the Hansung Guild Master, calls a man who looks like a civilian Hyung.
┖ [Someone please tell me this is a hidden camera prank. Or a variety show. Or a dream. Please.]
┖ [I feel like my brain is about to melt. My head’s about to explode.]

[Is this some elaborate hoax? LOL. As if that bastard Beom would call someone Hyung. Stop trying to stir shit LOLOL]
┖ [Fr tho this is way too forced. Is this Beom’s fans playing pretend house or something? LOL what a mess.]

[Baek Tae-beom’s personality isn’t even remotely human enough to say something Confucian like that.]
┖ [Example of a Confucian phrase: Hyung.]
┖ [FR LMAO]
┖ [That example is brutal lmfao]

[Our Constellation once said, “Baek Tae-beom isn’t human. He’s a machine.”]
┖ [Like, the type that spews nonsense in a creepy monotone?]
┖ [But now that you mention it… at this point, is he even real? Is he the tin man or something? Maybe he just doesn’t have a heart.]
┖ [Enough with the nonsense. Just oil up his joints, will ya, Hyung-nim.]

[But seriously, if he actually called him Hyung… who is that guy? Baek Tae-beom’s secret older brother?]
┖ [Doesn’t look like it. From the earlier photo, they don’t really resemble each other. Their eye color’s different too.]
┖ [Tae-beom has gold eyes because he’s an Awakened, you moron.]
┖ [Who you calling a moron? Suck your dick.]
┖ [Reported. Bye.]

 

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[Title: Baek Tae-beom Visits the Hunter Association]
Views: 134,144 | Upvotes: 643 | Bookmarks: 2,554
Posted by: Regolas

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Sorry the picture’s a bit grainy, bear with me;

He showed up with that guy who’s currently setting this whole place on fire. From the convo I overheard with the receptionist, it sounds like that guy is here for a rank assessment. It’s Friday, and they don’t even do assessments today, but since Baek Tae-beom just stared at her, she went ahead and allowed it; This is what S-class life looks like; But seriously—who is that guy?

[Comments]

[At this point, it’s time to say the name we’re all thinking, right?]
┖ [You mean… Ga-hyeon?]
┖ [The legendary… Ga-hyeon of the Ga-hyeon Guild.]
┖ [But guys, c’mon. Think about it. Does that really make sense? A person whose name was significant enough for Baek Tae-beom to literally name a guild after has been missing for two years, and now just suddenly shows up by his side out of nowhere?]

[Just follow them in and find out, go]
┖ [Are you insane;; you want me to risk my life for this? But… I am curious, so I’ll try.]
┖ [OP might be crazy as hell too.]
┖ [Bro, what Hunter isn’t crazy? LOLLLLLLLLL]
┖ [Only sane Hunter left is Blue Star… Blue Star… ahh…]
┖ [We got cultists roaming around now.]

[Guys, y’all are missing the scariest part of this whole thing. That’s Baek Tae-beom’s smiling face in that photo.]
┖ [SHUT UP.]
┖ [Don’t speak the cursed truth aloud.]
┖ [You have zero social awareness, huh?]
┖ [What’s “zero social awareness”? Like… did you eat your sense of timing?]

 

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[Title: Holy Shit, I’m Speechless]
Views: 207,943 | Upvotes: 2,496 | Bookmarks: 7,580
Posted by: Regolas

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Same person who posted below.

So here’s what just went down—something so insane the Hunter Association might as well have fainted on the spot. I saw the two of them walking side by side into the building, and I decided to sneak in with a guildmate who was nearby. And by “sneak in,” I mean we just cracked the door open a bit to eavesdrop. But one of my skills is Enhanced Hearing, so I figured I wouldn’t get caught. Or maybe they just wouldn’t care in the first place. Sure, if it went sideways, I probably would’ve ended up in the hospital with shattered bones courtesy of Baek Tae-beom, but hey, wouldn’t that be a badge of honor? No? Okay, fine.

Anyway, I managed to listen in… And just as I suspected—the person next to Baek Tae-beom really was Ga-hyeon. Full name: Choi Ga-hyeon. Not a civilian anymore, so I’m saying the full name.

But to be honest, he looked super weak. I’m only D-rank, but he looked like I could knock him over with a light shove. So I was confused. Why the hell is Baek Tae-beom hanging around someone like that???

And then… the rank assessment. I swear I nearly passed out from what I heard. If he had come out A-rank or higher, I would’ve assumed I just misjudged him. If he had come out D-rank or lower, I would’ve nodded and said, “Yep, makes sense.” But you know what the examiner said??????

>>>>>>> RANK CANNOT BE DETERMINED <<<<<<<

Has anything like this ever happened in Korea? Has there ever been a case where someone’s rank couldn’t be assessed? No. Never;;;;; It got so chaotic people started yelling, and we got kicked out, and I’m still completely dazed;;;

[Comments]

[So the guy’s name was Choi Ga-hyeon, not just some random “Ga-hyeon”? Damn. Where the hell’s he been all this time?]
┖ [Maybe he was hiding because Baek Tae-beom’s obsession was too scary LMAO]
┖ [I mean, if the guy named his guild after him… yeah, there’s definitely something weird about that relationship.]

[But if a rank can’t be determined—is that a good thing or a bad thing? Was the machine broken?]
┖ [Probably malfunctioned?]
┖ [Or maybe his rank is so off-the-charts it defies measurement…]
┖ [Or maybe… he’s not even human???]

[From the start, it’s weird they even allowed the assessment during a blackout period. It’s not fair. Isn’t that sus? Not saying this post is fake, I mean Beom himself is pulling some kind of stunt for attention.]
┖ [But for what purpose would he need that attention?]
┖ [Recruiting guild members?]
┖ [You think that loner Beom is recruiting? LMAO]
┖ [Unless it’s Hansung Guild behind this—they did just post a new hiring notice.]
┖ [Now that might be possible.]

[Okay but seriously, if his rank is “unknown” because he’s too powerful, how strong are we talking? Is he stronger than Baek Tae-beom???]
┖ [One swing of the arm and three buildings go flying, maybe;;;;;;;;;]
┖ [What if he shoots laser beams from his eyes or some shit]
┖ [This is insane]
┖ [What if he looks weak because he’s hiding his power? Like those hidden-power Hunters and shit]

[Either way, something terrifying just popped out. I hope he joins our guild.]
┖ [Which guild?]
┖ [Goblin]
┖ [No fucking way LOLOL]
┖ [Beom would probably rather kill Oh Kwon-hyuk than join you guys]

[Yo, the news article just dropped. Look at this.]
┖ [Link: World’s First Hunter with Undeterminable Rank Appears]
┖ [WTF;;;;;;;; The article’s out already?]
┖ [They’re being taken down left and right, but more just keep coming up;;;]

Levia
Author: Levia

I’m the Villain’s Constellation But I’m Broke

I’m the Villain’s Constellation But I’m Broke

Status: Completed Author:
I stayed the same—but the world changed. [You are the new Constellation of System #381jh051.] As if being thrown into a novel world wasn’t enough, now they’re telling me I’m a Constellation. And to make things worse, the guy who got trapped in the elevator with me? He’s the one who turns evil and destroys the world in the original story—a full-blown enemy of humanity. “Wait, wasn’t one of the reasons he turned dark because no Constellation chose him?” Given the situation, the only way out is to sponsor Baek Taebeom and escape! [Skill: Sponsorship activated.] [Skill: Sponsorship canceled.] [10,000-coin sponsorship has been canceled.] [Reason: Insufficient coins] [Current coins: 0] Wait. I think I’m totally screwed. [Excerpt from the main story] “Don’t ever disappear from in front of me again, hyung.” Baek-Tae-beom grinned, his beast-like golden eyes gleaming, his dangerously beautiful face leaving me completely entranced.  “Because if you do… I really don’t know what I might do.”

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