[Title: Who the Hell Is This Guy?]
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Posted by: HiddenFriedRice
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That bastard Beom smashed up the department store, then walked right back through the front entrance all polite like, and I seriously thought, yep, he’s finally lost it. But then—he walks in with someone clinging to his side.
Who the hell is this???
[Comments]
[Isn’t this just some civilian? Take it down.]
┖ [Dude, how the hell is someone who’s hanging out with Baek Tae-beom a regular civilian?]
┖ [Fair point, but seriously tho LOL don’t they look way too comfortable together??]
┖ [I feel like I can’t even breathe properly if I’m within a kilometer of Baek Tae-beom.]
[Too weak-looking to be from Hansung Guild. Seriously just looks like some random civilian.]
[Maybe it’s just some clueless guy who happened to walk the same path and got snapped in the photo? Stop fishing for attention.]
┖ [Fr this feels like clickbait. People keep posting this shit just because anything with Baek Tae-beom gets attention. Chill the hell out, please;;;;]
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[Title: I’m the One Who Just Posted the Dept. Store Sighting of That Bastard Beom]
Views: 62,566 | Upvotes: 36 | Bookmarks: 648
Posted by: HiddenFriedRice
Did any of you actually see that bastard Beom smile? Ever seen him lean down, like bend at the waist, to listen carefully to someone talking to him? I just did. IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANK SHOW????
[Comments]
[Let me give you a crash course in basic common sense. Things that are impossible:
-Nyarlathotep existing
-You scoring S-rank on a measurement test
-Newton not getting hit on the head with an apple
-Baek Tae-beom smiling and talking kindly]
┖ [You’re being too harsh on Baek Tae-beom LMAOOOOOOOO]
┖ [Seriously tho, that second one is foul]
[Even if it is a variety show or something, there’s gotta be a limit to this BS, you sick freaks.]
┖ [Why are you so mad LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
┖ [Where did you even get the idea this was a broadcast LOL Does Baek Tae-beom smiling automatically mean it’s a show or something LMAOOO]
┖ [Since when is Beom the kind of guy who would appear on a show? Just be glad he didn’t smash the camera.]
┖ [RIGHT? A smiling Baek Tae-beom in front of a camera? That’s… honestly terrifying… gives me this gut-level revulsion…]
[Staged VS Fabricated VS OP’s just gone completely insane]
┖ [OP’s gone insane]
┖ [Fully, completely deranged]
┖ [Like handstand-headbanging-backflipping level of gone]
[This is seriously terrifying… I didn’t know a person could lose it like this…]
┖ [RIGHT? I’m gonna start living right from now on too…]
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[Title: I’m Not the Same Person Who Witnessed Him Earlier]
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Posted by: TormentedKiwi
I think it’s real. The two of them went up to the fourth floor, and according to my friend who works there, they’re sweeping up all the high-end item listings.
Apparently, the guy called him Hyung???
And he’s speaking in honorifics???????
[Comments]
[BREAKING] SHOCKING… Baek Tae-beom, who even challenged the Hansung Guild Master, calls a man who looks like a civilian Hyung.
┖ [Someone please tell me this is a hidden camera prank. Or a variety show. Or a dream. Please.]
┖ [I feel like my brain is about to melt. My head’s about to explode.]
[Is this some elaborate hoax? LOL. As if that bastard Beom would call someone Hyung. Stop trying to stir shit LOLOL]
┖ [Fr tho this is way too forced. Is this Beom’s fans playing pretend house or something? LOL what a mess.]
[Baek Tae-beom’s personality isn’t even remotely human enough to say something Confucian like that.]
┖ [Example of a Confucian phrase: Hyung.]
┖ [FR LMAO]
┖ [That example is brutal lmfao]
[Our Constellation once said, “Baek Tae-beom isn’t human. He’s a machine.”]
┖ [Like, the type that spews nonsense in a creepy monotone?]
┖ [But now that you mention it… at this point, is he even real? Is he the tin man or something? Maybe he just doesn’t have a heart.]
┖ [Enough with the nonsense. Just oil up his joints, will ya, Hyung-nim.]
[But seriously, if he actually called him Hyung… who is that guy? Baek Tae-beom’s secret older brother?]
┖ [Doesn’t look like it. From the earlier photo, they don’t really resemble each other. Their eye color’s different too.]
┖ [Tae-beom has gold eyes because he’s an Awakened, you moron.]
┖ [Who you calling a moron? Suck your dick.]
┖ [Reported. Bye.]
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[Title: Baek Tae-beom Visits the Hunter Association]
Views: 134,144 | Upvotes: 643 | Bookmarks: 2,554
Posted by: Regolas
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Sorry the picture’s a bit grainy, bear with me;
He showed up with that guy who’s currently setting this whole place on fire. From the convo I overheard with the receptionist, it sounds like that guy is here for a rank assessment. It’s Friday, and they don’t even do assessments today, but since Baek Tae-beom just stared at her, she went ahead and allowed it; This is what S-class life looks like; But seriously—who is that guy?
[Comments]
[At this point, it’s time to say the name we’re all thinking, right?]
┖ [You mean… Ga-hyeon?]
┖ [The legendary… Ga-hyeon of the Ga-hyeon Guild.]
┖ [But guys, c’mon. Think about it. Does that really make sense? A person whose name was significant enough for Baek Tae-beom to literally name a guild after has been missing for two years, and now just suddenly shows up by his side out of nowhere?]
[Just follow them in and find out, go]
┖ [Are you insane;; you want me to risk my life for this? But… I am curious, so I’ll try.]
┖ [OP might be crazy as hell too.]
┖ [Bro, what Hunter isn’t crazy? LOLLLLLLLLL]
┖ [Only sane Hunter left is Blue Star… Blue Star… ahh…]
┖ [We got cultists roaming around now.]
[Guys, y’all are missing the scariest part of this whole thing. That’s Baek Tae-beom’s smiling face in that photo.]
┖ [SHUT UP.]
┖ [Don’t speak the cursed truth aloud.]
┖ [You have zero social awareness, huh?]
┖ [What’s “zero social awareness”? Like… did you eat your sense of timing?]
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[Title: Holy Shit, I’m Speechless]
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Posted by: Regolas
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Same person who posted below.
So here’s what just went down—something so insane the Hunter Association might as well have fainted on the spot. I saw the two of them walking side by side into the building, and I decided to sneak in with a guildmate who was nearby. And by “sneak in,” I mean we just cracked the door open a bit to eavesdrop. But one of my skills is Enhanced Hearing, so I figured I wouldn’t get caught. Or maybe they just wouldn’t care in the first place. Sure, if it went sideways, I probably would’ve ended up in the hospital with shattered bones courtesy of Baek Tae-beom, but hey, wouldn’t that be a badge of honor? No? Okay, fine.
Anyway, I managed to listen in… And just as I suspected—the person next to Baek Tae-beom really was Ga-hyeon. Full name: Choi Ga-hyeon. Not a civilian anymore, so I’m saying the full name.
But to be honest, he looked super weak. I’m only D-rank, but he looked like I could knock him over with a light shove. So I was confused. Why the hell is Baek Tae-beom hanging around someone like that???
And then… the rank assessment. I swear I nearly passed out from what I heard. If he had come out A-rank or higher, I would’ve assumed I just misjudged him. If he had come out D-rank or lower, I would’ve nodded and said, “Yep, makes sense.” But you know what the examiner said??????
>>>>>>> RANK CANNOT BE DETERMINED <<<<<<<
Has anything like this ever happened in Korea? Has there ever been a case where someone’s rank couldn’t be assessed? No. Never;;;;; It got so chaotic people started yelling, and we got kicked out, and I’m still completely dazed;;;
[Comments]
[So the guy’s name was Choi Ga-hyeon, not just some random “Ga-hyeon”? Damn. Where the hell’s he been all this time?]
┖ [Maybe he was hiding because Baek Tae-beom’s obsession was too scary LMAO]
┖ [I mean, if the guy named his guild after him… yeah, there’s definitely something weird about that relationship.]
[But if a rank can’t be determined—is that a good thing or a bad thing? Was the machine broken?]
┖ [Probably malfunctioned?]
┖ [Or maybe his rank is so off-the-charts it defies measurement…]
┖ [Or maybe… he’s not even human???]
[From the start, it’s weird they even allowed the assessment during a blackout period. It’s not fair. Isn’t that sus? Not saying this post is fake, I mean Beom himself is pulling some kind of stunt for attention.]
┖ [But for what purpose would he need that attention?]
┖ [Recruiting guild members?]
┖ [You think that loner Beom is recruiting? LMAO]
┖ [Unless it’s Hansung Guild behind this—they did just post a new hiring notice.]
┖ [Now that might be possible.]
[Okay but seriously, if his rank is “unknown” because he’s too powerful, how strong are we talking? Is he stronger than Baek Tae-beom???]
┖ [One swing of the arm and three buildings go flying, maybe;;;;;;;;;]
┖ [What if he shoots laser beams from his eyes or some shit]
┖ [This is insane]
┖ [What if he looks weak because he’s hiding his power? Like those hidden-power Hunters and shit]
[Either way, something terrifying just popped out. I hope he joins our guild.]
┖ [Which guild?]
┖ [Goblin]
┖ [No fucking way LOLOL]
┖ [Beom would probably rather kill Oh Kwon-hyuk than join you guys]
[Yo, the news article just dropped. Look at this.]
┖ [Link: World’s First Hunter with Undeterminable Rank Appears]
┖ [WTF;;;;;;;; The article’s out already?]
┖ [They’re being taken down left and right, but more just keep coming up;;;]
