[Title: That Bastard Beom Is Seriously a Homegrown Psycho]
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Author: KillerMandu
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That bastard Beom is seriously a homegrown psycho.
Did you see the crazy shit Beom pulled today? Charging headfirst at a Goblin guild member right in the middle of the damn road? I swear to God, at that moment, all I could think was, I didn’t realize that argument I had with my mom this morning would be the last thing I ever said to her.
Cars flipping, the road exploding—it was complete fucking chaos. And right on cue, someone from the Hansung Guild showed up to clean up the mess.
People saying Beom joined the Hansung Guild? Yeah, I’m starting to think there’s something to that.
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[Comments]
[You taking that photo in the middle of everything is the real legendary move here.]
┖ [For real, LOL! How the hell did you even take that?? Baek Tae-beom literally chucked a car one-handed!]
┖ [Damn… was there someone inside that car?]
┖ [Nope. Beom never kills innocent people, remember?]
[Seriously, how did you take that picture? You did a better job than actual journalists, lmfao.]
┖ [Honestly, I’ve been wondering for a while—why does Beom hate the Goblin Guild so much? I once went into a high-level dungeon to support them, and it was like watching Liu Bei and Zhang Fei go at each other.]
┖ [You mean Zhang Fei and Lü Bu, dumbass. They’re sworn siblings.]
┖ [It’s sworn brothers, genius.]
[He acts like he’s saving the country, but he’s just burning through taxpayer money. He’s not a damn kid—what, he thinks it’s okay to start a fight wherever he wants? Rotten apple, the lot of them.]
┖ [Did you even read the post? It says right there that the Hansung Guild cleaned it up.]
┖ [Come on, who works harder for the country than Beom? Comparing him to a rotten apple—some people have no conscience.]
┖ [Remember that A-rank dungeon incident? No casualties—thanks to Baek Tae-beom. The man gets shit done.]
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[Title: I Know Why Baek Tae-beom Hates the Goblin Guild]
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Author: ChunGwal
I’m someone involved.
I feel like I know what’s going on, so I’m writing this speculation post. (And just in case—Hansung, Goblin, this is just a theory, so don’t sue me for defamation, okay?)
From what I know, the Goblin Guild Leader and the Hansung Guild Leader have feelings for each other. Baek Tae-beom is also into the Hansung Guild Leader— So he keeps picking fights with the Goblin Guild out of jealousy. The Goblin Guild Leader is actually torn between the two of them.
So yeah, Oh Kwon-hyuk is basically two-timing. Got it?
…Crap, what if I really do get sued;;;
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[Comments]
[You really wrote this much nonsense?]
┖ [For real, LMAO!]
┖ [I can’t stop laughing]
┖ [This is some next-level BS LOLOL]
[Okay, but… isn’t this kind of logical? Like, what else explains it?]
┖ [Maybe they’re destined enemies or something?]
┖ [Wait, this reminds me of another post I saw. I swear someone else said something like this.]
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[Title: Speculations on the Relationship Between Baek Tae-beom and the Goblin Guild]
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Author: ProfessorBrûlée
This is a summary I wrote based on other posts. It’s all speculation—nothing confirmed.
Link > Article about the S-rank hunters
Link > What even is the Ga-hyeon Guild doing?
Link > Watching Beom feels like seeing a native snakehead wreck everything overseas
Link > Summary of today’s Hansung Guild statement
First of all, if we’re going to talk about Baek Tae-beom and the Goblin Guild, we can’t ignore the Hansung Guild. Hansung doesn’t just support Choi Ga-hyeon, a one-man guild, which was founded by Baek Tae-beom—they also clean up every single mess he makes. Some people claim it’s because they’re trying to recruit him, since he’s an S-rank Hunter, but that doesn’t add up if you look closely. It’s more likely that the Hansung Guild is being blackmailed by Baek Tae-beom. Nothing else would explain why they go so far for him.
Now, as for the Goblin Guild? Same deal. Either they’re being blackmailed too, or they seriously screwed up. If it were anyone else, Oh Kwon-hyuk would’ve already either taken them out or gotten taken out himself. But despite all their fights, Baek Tae-beom barely ever gets hurt. And he never really attacks Oh Kwon-hyuk with the intent to kill. It’s almost like… he knows he’s in the wrong and keeps letting himself get beat up.
Okay. Here’s where the real speculation starts:
Then What Was the Mistake? Why Do You Think Baek Tae-beom named his guild ‘Ga-hyeon Guild’? Out of all the names he could’ve chosen? That’s right. Ga-hyeon was the name of someone Baek Tae-beom loved—and both guilds were responsible for that person’s accidental death. If it’s not that, none of this makes sense.
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[Comments]
[So you’re telling me that psycho Beom is actually a die-hard romantic??]
┖ [What, did you fall asleep reading a romance novel and dream all this???]
┖ [How the hell does that even become the conclusion LOL]
[I mean, I have always wondered why the Ga-hyeon Guild is called that. Why Ga-hyeon, of all names… Why name it after something that sounds so personal? Why not let anyone in? Why live like the whole world doesn’t exist but him…?]
┖ [Isn’t Ga-hyeon Baek Tae-beom’s younger sibling or something?]
┖ [Nah, his sibling is Baek Seon-woo.]
[My name is Lee Ga-hyeon. Maybe Baek Tae-beom might fall for me… hehe]
┖ [Unless you’re as pretty as Blue Star, snap out of it.]
┖ [Did you see how Beom didn’t even flinch standing in front of Blue Star? If it were me, I’d have collapsed on the spot.]
[Now that I think about it—didn’t Beom reveal his ideal type in an interview once?]
┖ [Oh, I remember that! It was so specific: black hair, black eyes, 178 cm tall, cat-like features, pale skin, and older than him LMAOOOO]
┖ [I remember thinking “who the hell is that tall” but then realized Baek Tae-beom himself is over 190 cm tall. With that face too? It’s so unfair, the stats are OP ㅠ]
┖ [If there’s a Constellation out there that can change appearances, I want to sign a contract right now]
┖ [You think he’d even agree to that?]
[So what, there’s actually a chance this theory might be true?]
┖ [You seriously believe this shit? LMAO]
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[Title: I Wish Baek Tae-beom Would Go Even Wilder]
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Author: Park Ji-eun
I was on a family trip recently. But the Red Apple bastards set up a barricade and wouldn’t let us through. Turning back would’ve added two more hours. They said it was because a dungeon might open nearby and they were locking down the area—but these guys never even get permission from the government. They’re just out there doing illegal shit out in the open. Ugh. It looked like they were trying to mine Mana Stones before the Association showed up, and I was fuming, thinking what the hell do I do now…
Then all of a sudden—LMAOOOOO—Baek Tae-beom pulled up in this massive car and just straight-up beat the shit out of those Apple bastards. I swear, it felt like I was watching an actual Hunter action movie. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
So yeah. I hope he keeps going off and putting trash like that in their place. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
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[Comments]
[How was he in person?]
┖ [He was unreal ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ His golden eyes were literally sparkling, he looked like a beast when fighting but when he said “go ahead” to us, he was so handsome I thought I was going to die on the spot;;; No way news photos can capture how gorgeous Baek Tae-beom really is…..☆]
┖ [The stuff Beom does makes him sound like a dark hero.]
[I swear, thanks to Baek Tae-beom, those Apple bastards can’t even lift their heads lately.]
┖ [They shouldn’t be able to. Did you read Yoo Jin-woo’s recent statement?]
┖ [Yeah, he said even if they’re criminals, they should still be treated as Hunters LMAOOOO Like what the fuck? A cancer cell is still a life form, then?]
┖ [And the Association’s just letting them do whatever… ㅠㅠㅠ I’m actually scared for real ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
┖ [They’re definitely getting paid under the table. The Hunters from the Association are clearly cozying up to those Apple bastards.]
┖ [This is exactly why you can’t trust anyone tied to the government.]
[Who do you think Baek Tae-beom’s Constellation is???]
┖ [Definitely someone ridiculously powerful, for sure.]
┖ [What if it’s like Zeus or something? LOL]
┖ [Honestly, wouldn’t be surprised LOL]
[But doesn’t it feel like Baek Tae-beom’s been in a better mood lately?]
┖ [Totally agree—he seems a bit more chill these days lol]
┖ [Now that you mention it, back in the day he would’ve picked a fight with this post’s author too;;]
┖ [Right?? He’s still been wild, but not full-on feral for the past few months.]
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[Title: I Think the Hansung Guild Leader Is Gonna Go Bald]
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Fresh from the scene: Beom just caused another incident, LMAOOOOOOOO
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[Comments]
[Who’s the one lying on the ground???]
┖ [Judging by the uniform color, looks like it’s one of those Apple bastards, lol.]
┖ [Yeah, it is the Apple guys, lol. The moment they ran into Beom at the department store, he just grabbed one by the head and slammed him right into the floor, no hesitation.]
[I’m honestly more shocked that the department store floor didn’t crack.]
┖ [This kind of shit happens so often now that buildings are just being made ridiculously sturdy… LOL. I swear half of that is thanks to Baek Tae-beom alone.]
┖ [What got me is that he was still wearing his ring while beating them. That’s terrifying.]
┖ [Is there any guild out there that hasn’t gotten their ass beat by Beom? Maybe just Gongmyeong?]
[Yoo Jin-woo’s definitely gonna put out another statement again, lol.]
┖ [Watch him declare war on the Ga-hyeon Guild, lmfao.]
┖ [Is that guild even functioning as a real guild though? Then again… one Baek Tae-beom probably fights better than five hundred C-rank Hunters combined.]
┖ [That’s why Yoo Jin-woo never shows up in public. Every time Beom shows up, he’s the first one to run for the hills.]
[Guild Rankings
Rank 1: Hansung
Rank 2: Gongmyeong
Rank 3: Goblin
Rank 4: Red Apple
Rank 5: Wanderers
Rank 0: Baek Tae-beom, lol]
┖ [That’s exactly right.]
┖ [No lies detected. 222333444]
[So who the hell is Ga-hyeon from the Ga-hyeon Guild? Are they even alive?]
┖ [We’ve got a Kim Ga-hyeon here.]
┖ [Here’s a Yoo Ga-hyeon. 2222]
┖ [Got one here too. 333444 LOL]
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“Rise.”
With the sensation of breath flooding back into his lungs, he opened his eyes in a vast, pure white space.
[The Constellation, ‘One Who Knows of Destruction,’ is restoring your body.]
[You will be restored in a new form.]
[Portions of the Holy Vessel have been recovered.]
[Remaining Time: 00:00:00]
[Restoration of the body is complete.]
[You are awakening as ‘One Who Seeks to Escape Destruction.’]
[The Constellation, ‘One Who Seeks to Escape Destruction,’ is now synchronized with your Holy Vessel.]
