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[Chat┃Magnetic’s comeback is fucking loud as hell (460)]
(Video)
(Source: Yeoun Guild Official Channel)
45th floor Yeoun 8-person party conquest national new recordㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 2 hours 7 minutes 20 secondsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Not a single second to wasteㅋㅋㅋㅋ
That Timer is probably crying his guts out from stomachache right nowㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
(460 comments)
-God-netic is crazy?! God-netic is crazy?! God-netic is crazy?! God-netic is crazy?!
-Looking at it, contribution 1st place is Slope thoughㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Anyway those fanboys’ bootlicking has a long historyㅉㅉㅉ
└Instead of writing comments like this, go watch the video. Anyone can see he got 1st place through seasoning;
└└Such comments about Yeoun are a bit…
-Just…….insane
-Does this backup even make sense?????
└It must since they’re doing it, why overreact?
└└Can you do this?
└└└Fuck if I could I would’ve been 1st place
-Without parasites he’s flying around wow………
-Now I see those Chronos bastards were Light Magnet’s suppressorsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-What’s with his complexion being fine while firing 7 Stigmas simultaneously? If it were me I would’ve puked and gone crazy
└So you can do 7 at once?ㅎㅎ?
└└Why are you picking a fight with me?
└└└I’m just asking
└└└└You just went ㅎㅎ and acted smug??
-There’s an error in the video, I only see pure light??
-This feels like the first time seeing Magnetic smile in a videoㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└Right, did he decide to hoard all the magic stones by himself? Grinning annoyinglyㅋ
└└Ew such vulgar jealousy,,,,
-Is Yeoun Guild still recruiting?
└Ended
└I heard no one got recruited after Magnetic joined
└└Then why the fuck did they post the notice? Ridiculous
└└└That’s the guild’s choice; they can choose not to recruit if no one catches their eye, why are you having a fit about it
-Ah why am I tearing up watching this videoㅠ
└Dry eyesㅇㅇ Go to an ophthalmologist
└└You have no friends
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[Chat┃This is the <dignity> of ranking 1st place (219)]
@shine_sol2 Honestly expected 4 hours but thanks to excellent guild members and our clueless guild master bastard, we got a good record 🙂
(Source: Bright Sol SNS)
Yeoun also expected 4 hours and the previous shortest record was 3 hours 51 minutes, but with Light Light Light Light joining it became half – a miracle
I believe in Lightmen _()_
(219 comments)
-Light Light Light Light could this be Magnetic………?
-Fucking overdramaticㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Just cleared it fast because conquest methods are overflowing and overpowered, the bootlicking started againㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Secondhand embarrassment hits
└I’m getting secondhand high
└└Replying to every single comment really looks like you have nothing to do
└└└Yeah, clicking on a Magnetic post and coming in to rage while typing ‘se..cond..hand… embar..rass…ment…’ on the keyboard looks like you have even less to do^^
└└└└Let’s humanely not mess with Magnet fanboys today, they’re excited after eating their feed
-Bright Sol making a V sign, could that be because of the 2-hour cut??
└He’s probably just trying to take a selfie, sitting there making meaningless interpretationsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└└ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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[Chat┃At this point isn’t this almost national-level damage? (184)]
From Chronos where he was grinding alone like a slave without knowing, parasites riding on his back breaking through the highest floors, but when you put proper people next to him the conquest record immediately gets cut in half fuck
Fuck I tear up just looking at Magneticㅜ
(184 comments)
-Did Magnetic-nim give birth to you? Why are you tearingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└(Author): If he were my kid I wouldn’t have let him live like thatㅠ fuck
-Honestly I liked Light Magnet but didn’t know why he was 1st place, but shit…..seems like he went around dozens of floors carrying all the deadweight alone
└(Author): Even the system has thoughts it seemsㅇㅇ Gave it to him because he deserved 1st place
└└Exactly
-Damn this country, how is it that hunters are still treated like potential criminals? Hunter Management Office is still under the Ministry of Public Administration and Securityㅋ Advanced countries openly give budgets to support hunters *sigh*……
└This is all because there are no high-ranking people in the management office.. Young people should know how to devote themselves for the country.. Really regrettable
└└Uncle, bluntly speaking, if you grind hard in the tower for just half a year you can just buy an apartment even in the provinces, but Hunter Management Office civil servants get rat-tail salaries. Who would go there when they pay money like thatㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Actually I felt this way before too. For a ranking 1st place, even giving a medal wouldn’t be enough but our country barely gives any support. America gives artifacts as maintenance conditions when you enter rankingsㅅㅂ
└Really thinking about it, besides giving support subsidies when you awaken, there’s nothing wow…. Full-time hunters even get insurance premium surcharges tooㅠ Is this even a country
└I sympathize but a medal is too muchㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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[Chat┃Honestly I didn’t feel Magnetic’s comeback (19)]
Now I do fuck. What’s with all the sites being nothing but that bastard’s talk? I’m sick of it, tired of it. It’s not even the World Cup, what is this
(19 comments)
-Seriously stop the spam, fanboy bastards
└You really don’t know what spam is to say that, talking big and fell over
└It’s not just fanboys!!! There are fangirls too!!
└└What’s this now
└└└The terms fanboy and fangirl were created for derogatory purposes unlike their current meaning, so please refrain from using them. It looks uncomfortable and it would be good to check the etymology mixed in the terms referring to yourself 🙂
└└└└Suddenly became someone who got hit with a pointer; ridiculous. What if I don’t like it?ㅋ What are you going to do about it?ㅋ
-Seriously don’t understand how Magnetic never did anything for them, never threw them a single magic stone, but they’re almost at fanatic level
└Do you cheer for soccer players because they did something for you?
└└That comment’s logic is amazingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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While the Veritas boards were burning with the amazing new record, at a chicken restaurant a bit far from the tower. Some Yeoun Guild members occupying one section of the hall divided by partitions were wetting their throats with beer first.
“Kyaa.”
Kim Chansol, who coolly drank 500cc of draft beer in one go without any snacks, smiled while checking the tremendously increased like count. A moment ago, he had posted on his SNS account with a well-taken selfie attached.
How amazing it felt to write with the underlying meaning of ‘Your guild doesn’t have Magnetic, right? We do.’ It was like doing drugs – his mood lifted and fatigue disappeared.
Magnetic’s guild membership was the best gift for an attention seeker. At the end of his gaze sat Doun pouring pitch-black carbonated drink into a glass.
“Hm? Doun-ssi. Why are you drinking cola?”
To narrow the distance even a little with Doun, who felt awkward being called by his nickname, they had decided to call each other by their real names just moments ago. Since no one here didn’t know Magnetic’s real name, only Doun needed to memorize the names, but surprisingly, Doun immediately memorized all seven nicknames and real names.
“Ah. I have medicine I usually take.”
Doun smiled slightly with his eyes while drinking cola. He had heard in Samin’s car on the way here that they had succeeded in conquest by setting a new record.
He had only belatedly unlocked the 45th floor with more complicated feelings than expected, but not only did they achieve tremendous time reduction, they even set a new record. Honestly, he wanted to mix soju and beer right now, but he knew that the antidepressants he was taking and alcohol weren’t a good combination.
“I’m planning to abstain from alcohol until I’m completely better.”
When Doun added this, Kim Chansol nodded and ate the snacks that came out.
“Ah, medicine is important.”
He didn’t bother asking what kind of medicine it was or what was wrong. It was just simple acknowledgment. Everyone seemed interested in Doun but as if by tacit agreement, they didn’t ask about his health condition.
Doun glanced at Samin who occupied his right side and Kim Minhyeok who sat on his left. Samin was one thing, but why was this person, a collection specialist hunter, so determined to sit next to him?
“Doun hyung. Would you like to see our Ppomi at home?”
“…Yeah.”
Minhyeok spoke affectionately and thrust his phone straight at Doun. On the screen was a Maltese with fluffy-looking fur sticking out its tongue.
“So cute, right? He’s 4 years old this year and his aegyo is insane.”
Bragging about one’s child is always enjoyable. As Minhyeok went on about how cute, dignified, cool, and pretty the dog named Ppomi was, Doun quietly nodded and eventually reached the point of asking to see other photos too.
“But Ppomi-nim.”
“It’s Minhyeok. Hyung.”
“Ah. After hearing about Ppomi continuously. Um, Minhyeok.”
“Yes.”
From the moment he heard Minhyeok’s nickname, Doun had always been curious.
‘Why did he use his pet dog’s name as his hunter nickname?’
At first he had tried to bury it as just his own question, but as Minhyeok approached him first like this, showing photos and acting friendly, he gained confidence that it might be okay to ask casually.
“Did you deliberately choose your hunter nickname like this? Because you love Ppomi so much?”
Doun asked while looking at the Kim Ppomi aegyo video that Minhyeok played. Hunter nickname Ppomi Kim Minhyeok, who was watching this, covered his mouth.
‘Magnetic is… asking about the origin of my hunter nickname!’
After awakening as a hunter, Minhyeok had worried for a while at the nickname-setting stage. He wanted to be called by a cool nickname. Like the unshakeable ranking 1st place Magnetic.
But when nothing came to mind and he was hesitating at the nickname setting stage, he heard rustling sounds from the living room.
Thinking his pet dog Ppomi might secretly cause trouble again, he shouted his pet’s name in surprise… and that shout ended up fixed as his nickname.
[Voice recognition complete.]
[Veritas System nickname setting successful.]
[‘Ppomi’ nim, welcome.]
As Minhyeek coherently told the story about his hunter nickname, Doun unconsciously opened his mouth slightly. It was funny because of the absurd origin, but it would be rude to the other person, so he didn’t know how to react.
“Uh…”
“I was dumbfounded at first, but I like it since I don’t have to worry about our Ppomi’s snack costs.”
If the person himself likes it, what else can you do? He had no choice but to go along.
“Yeah. It’s very unique.”
At Doun’s agreement, Minhyeok held his forehead. The legend of the hunter world who had been famous since before he became a hunter had praised his nickname. It felt so unreal that the alcohol from the shot he’d taken earlier seemed to be kicking in.
“Alright alright. Let’s put the chat aside for later. We’ll have the guild master’s opening remarks for the dinner. Attention!”
Samin clapped to draw attention then jumped up from his seat. He felt spiteful that Doun was distracted by the dog and wouldn’t even turn his head this way, so he decided to draw attention. He was sitting next to him too. Quietly waiting for Doun’s interest just didn’t suit his temperament.
‘Ahhh! Do you like dogs that much! I can act like a dog but I can’t become one!’
Grumbling inwardly, Samin began speaking to the six guild members looking at him like enemies and the lovely Doun.
“Our Yeoun Guild set a new domestic record for the 45th floor today.”
Starting with an unusually serious voice made Doun serious too, so he returned the phone to Minhyeok and slowly adjusted his posture.
“Thank you all for gathering today, and though I’m a clueless guild master who got 1st place in contribution through seasoning, I’ll say a word. I dedicate this glory to our Magnetic Lee Doun-nim. Please congratulate him with applause.”
Doun, who had been sitting blankly listening to what he was saying, twitched his eyebrows. His voice was extremely solemn, so why was the content like this?
Bewildered Doun belatedly came to his senses at the pouring applause and pressed his lips tight. The guild members he glanced at with his eyes were cheering while nodding up and down.
“Lee Doun! Light Doun!”
“Cool! Our hyung!”
At cheers he’d never heard in his life, his face, which hadn’t touched a drop of alcohol, began turning bright red in an instant.
Author: Hyacinthus B
Hyacinthus
