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- #5p #InternalUrination #Successful
- A World Where D-Cup Guides Win
#5p #InternalUrination #Successful
[If it weren’t for me, everything would’ve been screwed long ago.]
When the Jibural team members returned to the mansion, they received news about that bizarre dungeon by evening. The appearance of monsters that had never been seen before were manifestations of individual desires, and the monsters were actually no different from illusions.
In the end, there were no casualties, but the Espers who had entered the dungeon and survived were suffering from mental disorders and currently hospitalized.
It was just as Daisy had said. It was a dungeon that emitted pheromones fulfilling human desires and changed personalities themselves.
‘Gasp, if it weren’t for Flower-nim, something terrible really could have happened…’
If they hadn’t been able to turn back time with Daisy’s power, all the Jibural team members except Ye Min-hwan would have been trapped in the dungeon and faced disaster.
“Flower-nim, thank you…”
[Hmm, no need for thanks.]
Daisy spoke as if it was nothing to make a fuss about, but it seemed not to mind the gratitude.
“You’re truly a proud Jibural team member!”
Ha Ye-sol was in an extremely good mood. It was good that he had brought Daisy along. Ye-sol jumped up and down in front of Daisy, who was both friend and team member. Daisy smirked at his bouncing chest.
[Jibural… more like Shibal! You milk-tank! And don’t misunderstand. I didn’t do it for you humans, I did it for my own life!]
Daisy shouted while floating on top of the cider tank. With each word, the leaves slapped against the water, making Ye-sol’s face sticky and wet. Ye-sol didn’t mind and wore a contented expression.
[…But you know. I don’t understand why that fucking dungeon appeared.]
“Huh? Why what about the dungeon?”
When Ye-sol, who hadn’t thought much about it, asked, Daisy fluttered one of its petals.
[You wouldn’t know, but dungeons have rankings. But why such a minor one? Opening a dungeon alone consumes enormous energy. But opening such a minor dungeon doesn’t deal any damage to humans, instead it provides them with good resources as test subjects.]
“Hmm… I don’t quite understand, but was it very different from the dungeon where Flower-nim was?”
Splash! Daisy slapped the water surface with its leaves, making the tank ripple.
[Ah, of course! Just looking at the scale of the dungeon I was in, there’s no comparison. And how many achievements did I leave behind?]
Daisy laughed “hahaha” and went on a lengthy speech about the dungeon it had lived in. Of course, Ye-sol didn’t understand about 90% of it and let most of it go in one ear and out the other.
However, there was one thing that bothered him.
“…Then did Flower-nim create the dungeon in front of the center, like you made one in my room hideout?”
Given Daisy’s ability to turn back time and the small dungeon it opened in the hideout, it seemed entirely possible.
[No? That wasn’t me.]
“Oh, it wasn’t?”
[Yes, although it was time for me to get seed sacrifices, I didn’t particularly care if they weren’t humans. I could’ve captured a few alien species that wouldn’t resist at all. The universe is vast, you know.]
“Wooow…”
When the unexpected topic of space came up, Ye-sol’s mouth fell open. As someone completely unfamiliar with that field, Daisy’s story sounded incredibly fascinating to Ye-sol.
[Anyway, I didn’t open it. As I said, opening a gate requires enormous energy. I didn’t need to come all this way to open a dungeon for seed sacrifices.]
“I see…”
[Yes, someone definitely opened that dungeon on purpose.]
The fact that someone could open a dungeon with their power was surprising enough, but if not even Daisy with its tremendous power, then who could it be…
“Flower-nim’s friend…?”
When Ye-sol asked with clear, innocent eyes, Daisy didn’t respond and swam through the water.
[…Someone’s coming.]
Knock knock.
And right after that, someone knocked on Ye-sol’s door. Ye-sol wiped his face, wet with cider, and approached the door.
Click.
“Min-hwan, you’re he…re?”
Ye-sol had an appointment with Ye Min-hwan, his guide. After the mission that could hardly be called a mission, he had removed the transparent plug blocking his anus and the eggs filling his belly, but no matter what he did, the water wouldn’t come out. So he had no choice but to postpone the appointment.
Even in the dungeon he had been able to release water so easily… it was strange. On one hand, he thought that if guide Min-hwan had been in the dungeon, he wouldn’t have had to go through this trouble twice.
‘I even released eggs without anyone touching me… but I can’t prove it…’
It was somewhat unfair, but since it was a promise with Min-hwan, they agreed to meet after dinner.
Knock knock.
He thought that was who knocked on the door now.
“Guide Ha Ye-sol.”
“Team leader…?”
But the person who appeared when Ye-sol opened the door wasn’t Min-hwan or Hwang Dong-jeong, but Team Leader Kye Sung-gi.
“May I come in for a moment?”
Kye Sung-gi asked carefully as Ye-sol stood shocked. Finally coming to his senses, Ye-sol opened the half-open door wide.
“Oh, yes…! Please come in.”
Thinking it would be fine if they just talked briefly, Ye-sol closed the door after Kye Sung-gi entered the room.
“I’d like to… have a little chat.”
“Sit here!”
As Kye Sung-gi looked around the room while speaking, Ye-sol offered him the chair at the table. Ye-sol sat across from him. On the table between them was a basket full of biscuits that Butler Kwak had brought.
“…”
“…?”
Although he said he had something to say, Team Leader Kye just quietly stared at Ye-sol sitting across from him. Since his expressions rarely showed when he was still, Ye-sol couldn’t tell what he was thinking. He just blinked, wondering whether he should eat a biscuit or not.
‘Should I eat just one…?’
As things started to get a bit boring, Ye-sol slowly reached his hand toward the basket.
“Ye-sol.”
Finally breaking his silence, Kye called Ye-sol. Before he could respond, Kye stretched out his hand and grabbed Ye-sol’s as he was picking up a biscuit.
“About what happened in the dungeon earlier… I hope you won’t dwell on it too much.”
Perhaps because they had agreed to speak comfortably when alone, Team Leader Kye’s tone was notably gentle.
“The same goes for the other team members… it all happened in a special situation. Especially regarding Esper Hwang Dong-jeong…”
“Oh! I’m fine! Really!”
Ye-sol removed Kye’s hand and frantically waved his hands. He was genuinely fine. Hwang Dong-jeong had been acting like someone who had committed a terrible sin every time they met afterward, which was distressing. Given his sensitive personality, it would probably take quite some time for him to recover.
“…Is that so.”
Team Leader Kye stared at his hand that had held Ye-sol’s for a moment, then picked up a biscuit. It was the milk-flavored biscuit that Ye-sol liked.
“Those are delicious. They’re super soft.”
“Really?”
[Ye-sol, your insides are softer.]
“Huh?”
Author: Hyacinthus B
Hyacinthus
