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Can’t Control Be Bought With Money? 31

Chapter 31

After being pathetically defeated by Girmu who treated him like a chicken, the Bankruptcy guild members who were at the plateau reported this news to Paguk, their Guild Master.

[Guild] tkfdls: ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ what the hell sh1t

[Guild] tkfdls: No, but there’s a limit to this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ How did he collapse after just two hits? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Guild] Bbaejak: Is this for real…

[Guild] Matcheulkka: wtf what the hellㅋㅋ;; really?

[Guild] Paguk: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s already over?

[Guild] Bbaejak: Yeah…

[Guild] Bbaejak: He got wiped ㅋㅋ;

[Guild] Paguk: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Guild] tkfdls: Sh1t tell the person lying down to get up ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ah ㅋㅋㅋㅋ that person is just lying there

[Guild] tkfdls: Horupa please say something; you’re the one who brought them in saying they’re your acquaintance ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Guild] Horupa: They’re not answering my messages… I’m sorry…

[Guild] Paguk: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

As DalkeumSoBoDeut remained motionless, turned to ash, the Bankruptcy guild members slowly realized the seriousness of the situation.

[Guild] Jalhadeora: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ But I don’t think this is the time to laugh ㅋㅋㅋ

[Guild] Matcheulkka: Did you see the newbie’s equipment info?? They’re completely cr4zy, spending so much money

[Guild] Bbaejak: F*ck…

[Guild] Rampam: mmlaemh sh1t these backstabbers selling out the enemy’s location and just attacking;;;;;;;;

[Guild] Bbaejak: It really hurts???;;;

[Guild] tkfdls: What Grace manner f*ck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Are we going to gather????? 

[Guild] Paguk: Gather? ㅋㅋ

Seeing Paguk’s chat, all the Bankruptcy guild members had the same thought. This bastard is cold.

[Guild] Paguk: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You guys are more naive than the newbie… You believed those words? ㅠ

Paguk laughed, directly quoting what the newbie, DalkeumSoBoDeut, had said.

[Guild] tkfdls: Acting like you don’t care but what a grudge holder ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Guild] Jalhadeora: I knew this would happen ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄹ

[Guild] Paguk: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ If you’re scared, just leave ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Guild] Matcheulkka: This is truly bankruptcy f*ck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

While the Guild Master laughed saying it wasn’t his business, and the Bankruptcy guild members were running for their lives across the plateau, trying to escape the pursuing Grace guild members…

[Guild] Paguk: Bye bye

[Guild Master ‘Paguk’ has kicked ‘DalkeumSoBoDeut’ from the guild!]

The guild mark hovering over DalkeumSoBoDeut’s cold corpse disappeared. SaltySalt burst into laughter after witnessing the scene while laying another Bankruptcy guild member next to DalkeumSoBoDeut.

[General] SaltySalt: Ah this guild is hilarious ㅇㅅㅠ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[World] 【King】Paguk: Grace members, please aim better ^.T ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[World] 【Hershion’s Idol】SaltySalt: The speed at which you guys cut off your tails is terrifying, how about changing your guild name to “Lizard”? ㅇㅅㅇ

[World] 【King】Paguk: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Tempting

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[Holladang] Direct report on Grace vs Bankruptcy mass battle

I’m the one who directly observed the Grace-Bankruptcy mass battle in channel 9 at Tashara Plateau ㅇㅇ

At first it wasn’t Grace vs Bankruptcy

It was Newbie vs Bankruptcy guild member? PvP structure o

The newbie, as you’ve guessed, is the same one who was discussed when Sinu posted the Ashen Palace guide! From what I overheard, the newbie and the Bankruptcy guild member were previously in the same guild. But the newbie left first? And the guild disbanded afterward. (Don’t know the details, will edit if someone tells me in the comments)

There must have been some trouble between the newbie and the Bankruptcy guild member in the previous guild?? So they decided to PvP ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The problem was there were a ton of spectators. A bunch of Grace members behind the newbie and a bunch of Bankruptcy members behind their guild member;;;; Anyone watching would have thought it was a guild war about to happen. I did too ㅋㅋ

Anyway, the newbie and the Bankruptcy guild member fought 1:1, and the newbie was quietly taking hits until suddenly they used an aggro skill ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

(Screenshot of Girmu’s speech bubble: “The damage is less than I expected ㅎㅎ”)

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ? Everyone was wondering why the newbie wasn’t going down, they were taking so many hits and then they say the damage isn’t coming in ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The Bankruptcy guild member got super pissed and went all out, but after taking a few hits from the newbie’s skills, they just collapsed ㅠ

(Screenshot of Girmu’s equipment info after it was revealed)

But ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ as soon as the newbie revealed their equipment, it all made sense. Sh1t, wearing that kind of gear, if damage got through, they’d have to ram a truck into the game company;;;;;

But what kind of newbie spends that much money on equipment??? Though seeing all that money spent on gear, they must really be a newbie… Anyway, they seemed like a complete psycho;

The funny thing is, Grace must have liked this wallet warrior psycho newbie, because they immediately invited them to join the guild, right there on the spot. Hey, don’t you see the person you’re standing on? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Before the Bankruptcy guild member’s blood even cooled ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

(Screenshot of Grace guild members surrounding Girmu while standing on DalkeumSoBoDeut’s corpse)

The real problem came next. The newbie rejected the guild invitation without even a second of hesitation ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

As soon as the Grace members lost their chance to recruit the newbie, they went into denial mode, and then Sinu suddenly killed a Bankruptcy guild member who was just watching (mysterious death of a Bankruptcy member??) After that, everyone started throwing skills around and it turned into chaos;;;; I had to run like crazy to avoid getting killed while spectating ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Logically, when guild members are shifting blame to Bankruptcy, shouldn’t the Guild Master try to stop them??? Nope~

(Screenshot of Grace declaring war on Bankruptcy)

They just immediately declared a guild war~? The Bankruptcy spectators ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ jumped in shock and started running away;; Meanwhile, the Bankruptcy Guild Master seemed to think the war was declared because of the guild member who had the PvP with the newbie, so he immediately cut them loose ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The king of trash in the garbage can with that move!

(Screenshot of Bankruptcy guild members lying next to DalkeumSoBoDeut)

Even though the Bankruptcy Guild Master cut off the tail, Grace was like “Nope~ Not letting you go~” They just chased after every Bankruptcy guild member they saw and buried them in the sand ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They were so persistent it was creepy to watch

Sinu running around like a street racer collecting kills was spine-chilling, but SaltySalt? That one kept dragging people over and burying them next to the guy who had PvP’d with the newbie ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ A genuine psycho;;; Later Sinu saw this and started neatly stacking them one by one next to each other ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ These cr4zy bastards were so scary ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Later, the Grace guild members gathered and counted how many people they killed… It’s not like they were counting plates at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m glad I’m not a Bankruptcy guild member;

+While writing this, I checked and it seems like the Grace-Bankruptcy war still hasn’t ended?? We probably won’t see trash rolling around in the field for a while ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

++I went back to look at the previous sniper post about Sinu, but it says the post doesn’t exist ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Maybe it was posted by a (former) Bankruptcy guild member…

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Comments (50+)

Samsuda: Conclusion=I’m glad I’m not a Bankruptcy guild member

└ Hoso: That’s exactly it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Bosumaen: Grace… listen! For future big events like this… please do them in channels with fewer people… I request!

└ Jaljal: 222222 Also please give notice in advance,,!

└ Hyuhahahak: The channel kept saying it was full so I couldn’t watch in the end ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

└ vkdlxm: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I just kept rapid clicking and got in though

└ Seupang: I’m seriously jealous,,,,,, On our server, all we get are TMI sniper posts after they explode from being at each other’s throats all day,,,,,

└ Chwachwachwat: I can’t congratulate this delicious event on another server, I’m just envious, jealous, bitter, hateful, despairing, hurting…

Shafpsim: I skimmed through the post, but in the end, Grace is the villain, right???

└ Chamyuser: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It does kind of look that way

└ ovovi: How is the side cleaning up the trash can the villain? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└ Gabin2: Just looking at this post, Grace is just being toxic to Bankruptcy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The comedy is that no one is taking Bankruptcy’s side ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Is this why they say everyday image is important?

Tamgood: Grace is usually super quiet, but every time something like this happens, they make me wonder if they only recruit psychos ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└ UoU: Then is that newbie they wanted maybe…?

└ Tamgood: ㅋㅋ… If you don’t want your guild to be at war too, then shh;

Gollarado: Oh ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I was near the plateau and saw it too, but the newbie’s control wasn’t as god-forsaken as people were saying in the previous post? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ But their equipment was definitely good

└ Purit: Of course, with god right next to them…

└ Dudrijimara: Sinu (-troller-god, Dark Shadow)

└ Gaeillol: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ cr4zy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

What kind of event is in Chapter 9?

After sending the email, Beodeul stretched and got up from his seat.

“Whew, all done.”

He had delivered it to the final final final destination, so there should be no more corrections. Hopefully! Beodeul looked at the calendar on his desk and smiled with satisfaction. Although it was only until classes started, he finally had some free time to enjoy his hobby to the fullest.

‘I should play SOG.’

For Beodeul, whose only hobby was <SOG>, there were no other options. Actually, even if there had been other options, these days he could only think about <SOG>.

Beodeul was humming a tune, unaware that a high-speed highway to gaming addiction had opened in his mind.

“Should I go exercise first?”

Even with his head full of <SOG> thoughts, he still had to maintain his daily routine. Beodeul packed a few things and left home.

Hyacinthus B
Author: Hyacinthus B

Hyacinthus

Can’t Control Be Bought With Money?

Can’t Control Be Bought With Money?

Status: Completed Author:
[General] Sinu: Was that item available for sale? [General] Girmu: Yes. It was more expensive than the market price... but I just bought it. If I missed it now, who knows when it would appear again haha [General] Goyounghee: OMG what is it that Gireum can't get with money......?  [General] BoatToBottle: That would be~ Sinu's hands! [General] Girmu: I want it, Sinu-nim... [Whisper/Girmu] Sinu: Could you add "hands" to that? I think people might misunderstand [Whisper/Sinu] Girmu: Haha...... Everyone probably knows already Shin Wooseok banged his head on the desk in response to Girmu's skill at being vague. So, I'm the one who's likely to misunderstand.

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