#37
“……What are you doing from the crack of dawn, Sanho hyung?”
Chop chop chop chop, the sound of something being finely chopped could be heard, then a delicious smell soon spread through the kitchen.
When Hwang Yeonwoo came down the stairs stretching his stiff body and entered the kitchen, Yoo Sanho greeted him with a bright smile.
“Hi. Did you sleep well?”
“I slept well. All this…… are you making breakfast? Why is there so much?”
“It’s a lunchbox…… I thought I’d make it generous since it could double as breakfast.”
“Ah. You said you’re going out with Taeseong hyung today.”
“Since he’s someone who exercises, I thought he’d eat well. Also to get that picnic feeling……”
Hwang Yeonwoo, who had been poking around here and there, picked up and ate a Vienna sausage that was grilled so well its surface was glossy.
“I’ve never seen sausages decorated this prettily before. So five-tier lunchboxes really exist. Where are you going that it’s a picnic?”
“Lake park.”
“Oh. Sounds fun.”
Hwang Yeonwoo started chattering and telling him about the previous date.
“Last time Taeseong hyung and I went on that random date, right? Escape room and board game cafe. We went and had fun, and he really played well and had a good time. Though there were some bewildering moments……”
Yoo Sanho, who was concentrating so hard on shaping the egg roll that his brow was deeply furrowed, turned his head.
“Bewildering moments?”
“During the escape room. It was like an air force concept? You know? The cabinet was locked and you had to get the password right to open it? But he went clank clank crack and just opened it?”
“……With force?”
“Yes, with force. Who solves puzzles with force? Ah, we were really almost done solving it. Totally anticlimactic. Hyung, can I try this? The fried rice?”
“Mm. Wait a bit. I’ll put it in the tofu pouch for you. How is it? Delicious?”
“Amazing. Hyung, just start a business, a business. If you did lunchbox business, people would line up from the day before.”
“I’ll give you more so you can eat. Share it with people when they wake up later.”
“Share what?”
Just then, Bae Taeseong, who had returned from his run, came into where the two were. Then seeing Yoo Sanho wearing an apron and cooking diligently, he frowned.
“I said I’d buy lunch so you could just sleep in late. I shouldn’t have said I was curious about the lunchbox.”
“It’s not difficult so it’s fine. I was also grateful for all the help you’ve given me……”
Bae Taeseong, who was wiping sweat with a towel, frowned.
“But why is there so much? Are we having some kind of feast?”
“Just…… also for other people’s breakfast……”
“……Breakfast.”
Bae Taeseong’s face crumpled even more.
“Hwang Yeonwoo. Eat all of that.”
“Whoa. Roger that.”
Hwang Yeonwoo picked up the edge of the egg roll and started stuffing it into his mouth.
“Mmph mph. Mph mph mph mph mph mph mph?”
“What are you saying? Speak Korean.”
“Mph. Mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph. Mph mph mph.”
Yoo Sanho said with a calm expression while putting sausages and inari sushi into containers.
“He says it’s amazing that you let him eat what’s going into the lunchbox. He thought he’d be interfering.”
“You can understand that?”
“Yes, roughly?”
“Amazing……”
“Anyway.”
Hwang Yeonwoo, who had swallowed what was in his mouth, smiled mischievously and said.
“You’re doing this on purpose so they won’t share breakfast, right, Taeseong hyung? Your heart is just a famous transparent marble.”
Then Bae Taeseong tilted his head as if he’d heard something strange.
“Trans…… what? What kind of marble?”
“Hyung, don’t you know this gag?”
Even Yoo Sanho, who had been busy preparing food, looked puzzled.
“What’s that?”
“Cheese pizza.”
“……”
“Hammer nail.”
Pfft, a sound like air leaking came out. Yoo Sanho had burst into laughter.
“Old man karaoke.”
“Ahaha.”
“Yanggeun political party.”
“Ahahaha, haha.”
“Tough gym.”
“Pfft, huhu, ahaha!”
“Suwon city hall.”
Bae Taeseong opened his mouth wide and stared at Yoo Sanho.
“Do you…… find that funny?”
“Verb bud.”
Yoo Sanho was now almost holding his stomach and laughing. Bae Taeseong still looked back and forth between the serious-faced Hwang Yeonwoo and Yoo Sanho who was about to collapse, but shrugged his shoulders as if it was fine since he was laughing anyway.
Bae Taeseong, who had been staring at Yoo Sanho who was even shedding tears, finally muttered with an incredulous laugh.
“Yoo Sanho’s taste is really weird……”
And around that time, Lee Chan, who had apparently just woken up, came down the stairs and discovered the three of them.
Bae Taeseong shook his head and muttered again.
“……Yoo Sanho’s taste is really weird.”
[Sanho, how many servings is all that?]
└ He really has generous hands ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Yeonwoo is eating forever next to him but you can’t even tell it’s decreasing
└ Meanwhile, decorating the lunchbox only with the prettiest things is really so Sanho-like and cute and ah!!!!!!!! My heart hurts
[Never thought I’d see Vienna sausage art in a dating show in my lifetime…. Can sausages be that pretty? The shape is crazy, is that even possible?]
└ So ㅠㅠ taking something this pretty ㅠㅠ on a date with Bae Taeseong? ㅠㅠ Hey Bae Taeseong, are you good at fighting?
└└ He’d be good, he’s a national fencing representative
└ Ah right, sword fighting master
└└ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Lee Chan: Let’s talk for a bit
Sanho: I’m busy making lunchbox
Taeseong: Yeah he’s busy making lunchbox
Lee Chan: Then let’s talk briefly after you finish making it
Sanho: I’m busy because I have to go on a date
Taeseong: Yeah he’s busy because he has to go on a date
Why does Bae Taeseong look so childish ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Sanho saying things like this is really awkward… You can just tell he’s a gentle soul who never makes demanding requests ㅠㅠ]
└ Thinking that such a kid cried and screamed like that last time… my heart breaks
└ Becoming a crumbling mansion..
[But he can’t completely ignore Chan ㅠ.ㅠ]
└ Of course, he liked him for so long… and he’s also reading the mood since the dorm atmosphere got weird…….
[But why did ㅇㅊ nominate Sanho for this date? If he wanted to talk, he could just call him aside at the dorm or talk outside, but why go as far as a date?]
└ Right, I thought this was strange too… He never even sent a single text or properly looked at him, but why suddenly now? It feels random and even awkward
└ That’s one thing, but then I thought it would be Lei>Lee Chan but even Lei chose Jiwon
└└ What’s with this timing? ㅠㅠ Did I miss something?? Is the context missing because it’s edited? I really don’t understand this flow
└ Actually it’s a dating show and still week 1, so testing different people is right ㅇㅇ Honestly, being firm from the start would be boring, so in that sense it seems like Jiwon and Lei decided to get to know each other
└└ Even so, Jiwon.. Lei.. Jiwon.. Lei.. ugh why is it so awkward?
[Sanho likes dad jokes? ㅠㅠ]
└ Really nuclear-level unfunny, worn out from circulating on the internet so everyone knows them, but he’s giggling and laughing so much it’s funny and sad and funny and sad again
[From today I’ve decided to love manager gags ah move aside, our Sanho is laughing!!!!]
[(photo) (photo) Shocked Taeseong-ssi]
└ Yoo Sanho’s taste is really weird…… (seeing Lee Chan) Yoo Sanho’s taste is really weird…….
└└ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ He’d probably think that ㅠㅠ think it’s weird
[So the reason he’s telling Hwang Yeonwoo to eat all of that is so there’s no breakfast left for Lee Chan?]
└ Bae Taeseong’s jealousy form is really crazy
└ Scolding him about why he’s preparing such things from morning but not stopping him anyway ㅠㅠ (photo) Snatching it away saying don’t carry heavy things and going out first is amazing
[Ha TaesungSanho is delicious… I’m full….]
[I just want to stay frozen in today forever]
As soon as the lunchbox preparation was finished, Yoo Sanho came out after changing clothes and slipped his feet into new sneakers. Bae Taeseong, who was waiting leaning against the doorway, put a round helmet on Yoo Sanho’s head.
“Oh……”
“All ready?”
Bae Taeseong, who playfully hooked his arm on the helmet, smiled brightly.
“Now let’s go on our date.”
Author: Hyacinthus B
Hyacinthus
