What the hell am I even looking at?
Sung Cha-hyeon’s jaw clenched, the muscles taut as he pressed his lips against Ji Se-min’s hyung. His hyung’s eyes were wide with shock, as if he’d just been sucker-punched. This wasn’t some tender, romantic kiss—it looked more like a brawl, a violent struggle masquerading as intimacy.
“Mmph—! Nngh—!”
Hyung finally snapped out of it, jerking away like he’d been attacked, but Cha-hyeon only tightened his grip on his hair and yanked him back down. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Cha-hyeon spat out, “Fuck, stop squirming, you piece of shit!”
Before Hyung could react, Cha-hyeon pinned him beneath him on the bed. Se-min’s mouth hung open, stunned.
“Let go! What the—! You psycho bastard!”
Hyung thrashed wildly, his face pale as death. Both of them were still fully dressed in their Esper combat suits, but that thin layer of fabric might as well have been nothing. Their grappling, their positions—it was one wrong move away from something far more intimate, the air thick with the threat of crossing a line.
Hyung’s face flushed crimson as he shouted, veins bulging in his neck. Cha-hyeon wasn’t any calmer. His arms, prickling with goosebumps, locked Hyung in place as he snarled, his emotions raw and unfiltered.
None of this felt real. Just moments ago, they’d been arguing over him—Se-min—and now here they were, tangled together like this. Se-min stood frozen, as if he’d been doused in ice water. What the hell is going on…?
“…Am I dreaming?” he muttered, dazed.
The second the words left his lips, the world around him began to crumble.
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[Daily] Just saw the sex tape and Ji Se-min IRL
Were they on a date or what?
Comments:
—Where’d you see them?
⤷ (OP) Yeouido Department Store.
—They’ve been flaunting their relationship, but they used to swear they were just close brothers, not actually dating…
⤷ ?? : I carried Se-min on my back. We’re just close hyung/dongsaeng, NOT dating, period.
—Isn’t this their private life? Is it cool to just spill sightings like this?
⤷ 22: You should probably post in Verification or delete this.
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[Daily] (Update 1) Massive Rift opens in Yeouido Department Store Breaking—no details yet. Awakened in Yeouido, get out now before it dungeonizes.
Comments:
—It’s packed today… Which team’s getting sent in? Anyone know?
—Damn, I was gonna hit the pop-up store on my day off. Guess not.
⤷ I’m already here with my wife… If I say we gotta bail, will she kill me?
⤷⤷ Some people: Esper and Guide raking in cash while the rest of us risk our lives, and they’re out shopping? How’s that fair? Should we even be talking about their salaries?
⤷⤷⤷ Someone’s salty.
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[Daily] (Update 2) Yeouido Department Store Rift containment fails—evacuations underway
Comments:
—Wait, failed? What was the rank?
⤷ B.
⤷⤷ B should’ve been manageable. Center must’ve sent the wrong team. If they clear it, fine, but if they fail… why even bother?
⤷⤷⤷ Rumor is Team F was on it.
⤷⤷⤷⤷ Seriously? That team shouldn’t have trouble with a B-rank… Bad luck?
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[Verification] Saw L on a date at Yeouido—aftermath
Ate enough shabu-shabu for five people.
Drank coffee like it was water.
Whispered nonstop to each other.
Looked like they were about to kiss… but didn’t.
Comments:
—LMAO why is this so funny??? The mental image alone is killing me.
—Wait, why did it look like they were about to kiss? (Not a Ji Se-min stan, just don’t want PDA, no offense.)
⤷ (OP) Cha-hyeon poked Se-min’s cheek and called him cute for smiling.
⤷⤷ Oh, FUCK—!!!!!! @!@!@!!! Ugh!!@~!!~~!!
⤷⤷⤷ (Image: Curiosity killed the cat.)
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[Verification] The dungeon that erupted at Yeouido is where L was on a date?
First time they’ve openly admitted to dating and posted proof?
Comments:
—Yep.
—At this point, the dungeon system must be obsessed with Cha-hyeon. Like a scorned mistress sabotaging his date with the wife.
—Noob question: Is the SCJ-JSM couple actually L? Took a break—what’s with the code?
⤷ Just call them close brothers → shortened to “close dongsaeng” → some saint claimed Cha-hyeon was dating his actual brother → meme became “L-incest” → site blocked the term, so now it’s just L. Other nicknames include “No-Spend Challenge,” but everyone just says L.
⤷⤷ Oh… TMI, but why is “incest” blocked while “sex tape” isn’t?
⤷⤷⤷ ??? What even is the logic???
⤷⤷⤷⤷ Mods must be Cha-hyeon stans.
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[Verification] Cha-hyeon entered the Yeouido dungeon alone to solo-clear?
Heard it from a friend on the management team.
Comments:
—Why is Cha-hyeon there…?
—I saw a post saying he was on a date with Ji Se-min. Didn’t he escape? Why’d he go in?
⤷ He’s not even assigned to that team. You think he’d stick around out of guilt?
⤷⤷ Well, yeah… Sex God… But why’d he go in?
⤷⤷⤷ (OP) Ji Se-min got taken hostage, so Cha-hyeon went in to solo-clear.
⤷⤷⤷⤷ ????????????????
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[Verification] Ji Se-min got taken hostage in the dungeon??
Ji Se-min’s never even been in a dungeon—Cha-hyeon always protected him. First time’s as a hostage? What kind of plot twist is this?
Comments:
—Guess dating in dungeons is a bad idea.
⤷ Hiiik—oh my god…
—Is the hostage thing confirmed? No proof.
⤷ Cha-hyeon volunteering to solo-clear is already sus as hell.
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[Verification] Cha-hyeon crying at Yeouido—verified
(Blurry video capture of Cha-hyeon glaring intensely at something.)
Comments:
—??????? Photoshop? ?????????
⤷ AI? No way Ji Se-min’s actually a hostage, right???
—?????? How’d you even get this? Is Cha-hyeon still alive?
⤷ (OP) I was at Yeouido by chance, filming with everyone else. Turns out Cha-hyeon was in the shot.
⤷⤷ Be careful… He might come for you.
⤷⤷⤷ (OP) LOL, as if. Cha-hyeon’s not dumb enough to track down some random poster. And he wouldn’t kill anyone.
⤷⤷⤷⤷ You sure about that?
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷ (OP) …Probably?
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷ LMAO, Wi-Fi in the afterlife must be lit these days.
—That’s real… But isn’t he just pissed? His eyes are a little watery, but he could’ve just yawned.
⤷ Nope, that’s Cha-hyeon sobbing over his baby’s boyfriend getting taken hostage.
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[Verification] If it’s an Illusion-Type with Ji Se-min as hostage, which one is it? Balance Game? Princess? Lover’s Vow?
Comments:
—Balance Game’s the most likely. You think Cha-hyeon wants to show off Se-min’s private world to others?
—Cha-hyeon would just bulldoze through any team in his way. He’d never wait for backup.
⤷ Facts.
⤷ Triple facts.
—Personally hoping for Lover’s Vow. Baby Cha-hyeon would be adorable.
⤷ Your taste is… questionable. You good?
⤷⤷ You’re the one who’s messed up. He’d knock you out before you could blink.
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[Verification] How long until Cha-hyeon solo-clears? I say 48 hours.
Comments:
—Last time he cleared an E-rank in 3 days. I’ll bet 2.
⤷ 2 days is too short. 48 hours + 10 extra.
—Why does no one think he’ll fail?
⤷ 100% clear rate. Cha-hyeon failing? He always clears. Reliable as national stew.
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[Verification] ;;;;;;;;; **Cleared in 9 hours 52 minutes;;;;;;;; GodCha GreatCha ChaSex
Comments:
—LOL “ChaSex”??? Korea’s finest, Cha-hyeon, your friend?
—LOLOL Is Cha-hyeon YOUR friend??
—LMAO
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BREAKING: Cha-hyeon solo-clears Yeouido B-rank dungeon gate in 10 hours
(News article link)
Comments:
—How the HELL??? 10 hours for a solo-clear??
⤷ S-ranks usually take a day or two, but he cleared it with 10 hours and 8 minutes to spare???
⤷ GodCha GreatCha The original estimate was TWO DAYS.
—So… this is the power of love?
⤷ LMAO 10-hour Illusion-Type B-rank solo-clear method: Hostage is Ji Se-min.
—But how did he clear it? Cha-hyeon’s not exactly a strategist…
⤷ Why bring up strategists?
⤷⤷ (Above) Illusion-Type dungeons are mental battles, but Cha-hyeon’s all about brute force. It’s surprising.
—Guess they’re really in love. Forget old-school purity, they’re flying high.
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